WWJD

For use when yo get tired of people saying "What Would Jesus Do?" and when they say WWJD, you say....
Who wants jelly donuts?
Who would Jesus do?
We will just drink.
What would Jesus drink?
Why waste Jack Daniels?
What a weird John Deer.
World wide Jewish domination.
What would James Bond do?

"Hey don't throw that away, come on, WWJD?"
"Who would Jesus do?"
"Naaaa"
"Who wants jelly donuts?"
"No"
"Why waste Jack Daniels?"
"No"
"We will just drink."
"No"
"What a weird John Deer."
"FUCK IT!!!!"
"Oh I got it, WORLD WIDE JEWISH DOMINATION."
WWJD

by Angelwillis November 11, 2010

wwjd

A great thing to ask yourself when you are in a situation you need answers for

wwjd? read the Bible! ^_^

by lunar shadows November 16, 2004

wwjd

What
Would
Josef Stalin
Do

Catholic: I dont like you!
Me: wwjd
Catholic: Respect my opinion and make love to me?
Me: WRONG! *sends catholic off to gulag*

by The Communist March 20, 2005

WWJD

I don't want to be Jesus, nor have I ever wanted to. For I shall walk my own path and not somebody else's, no matter how perfect it is.

WWJD is a phrase made by Christians who want to become God. God disapproves of that, which is why the question never shows up in the Bible.

by IcyHaku December 2, 2004

WWJD

Stands for "What Would Jeezy Do?", where "Jeezy" refers to gangsta rap artist Young Jeezy. T-Shirts with "WWJD?" have been worn by thugs and hip-hop fans alike to promote the idea that in times of conflict or moral dilemna, they should speculate what Young Jeezy would probably have done in that given situation. More often then not this refers to responding with violence.

"Man that guy just called you're girlfriend a bitch, WWJD if he was in this situation?"

"There's no question that the homie Jeezy would bust a cap in that ass..."

by jlang June 12, 2008

WWJBD

What Would Jesus' Brother Do?
Hey, look. Everybody's all, "oooooh. What Would Jesus Do?" Yeah, but what about Jesus' BROTHER?!! Doncha think HE might like a little bit of the spotlight, every now and then? Do you think Jesus' brother is completely lacking in wit and wisdom?!! Think again! Next time, just try to imagine what the BROTHER of your precious Lord and Saviour would do. You might be surprised!

She: He took our bus seats!
He: (WWJBD?) Hey, Get out of that seat, fat-ass!

by Frank Christ May 10, 2010

WWJD

What Would Jesus Do; based upon the principle in 1 Cor. 6:9-17 that a Christian's body is a member of Christ and what ever you do with your body, you do as a member of Christ's body, whether Christ is willing or not.

Any Christian who commits fornication rapes Jesus because it is Jesus' body with which he fornicates. Do you really think he's going to want you in heaven with him after that?

by Downstrike May 19, 2004