Working for the Matrix

Working in a place, typically government or large organization, that is highly dysfunctional where one has to choose between the blue pill and be happy, and the red pill and be miserable. It's a reference to the world created in the movie "The Matrix."

Dude, this place is so bad, it's like working for the matrix, evil powers run it from backstage. It pays the bills though.

by Ausiris August 1, 2009

skinning the wookie

To excite the genital area vigorously through manual hard labour

I got caught skinning the wookie after watching my neighbours having sex

by quagmire69 December 9, 2008

wookie pussy

A pussy that is hairy

"She has a nasty wookie pussy"

by Steve Hanson November 5, 2006

Bush Wookiee

Most noteably found on Battlefield Bad Company 2, the Bush Wookiee is a player who constantly hides in the bushes and never goes out into the real fight. They will always take pot-shots from the bushes, and slowly make their way around a main base like some kind of hostile native. Basically, they hide in the jungle like the wookiees on Star Wars, hence the name.
You can see them running around in the brush, and may even aim at them, but you will believe that your eyes are playing tricks on you until they blow your brains out. The Wookiee's mortal enemy is the spot button.

Geoff is such a fucking bush wookiee. He's throwing motion sensors at his feet, spending the whole game calling mortar strikes on an empty building, and will probably finish the game with a score of 3-0.

by IHateBushWookiees October 26, 2010

woking

a small southern town, with about 62,000 inhabitants, is actually not as shit as the 2nd description.
cinema, pool in the park, 25 min train journey to LDN, supermarkets, shopping centre, theatre, colleges and schools are some of the greaaaat attractions.
yess, populated by a lot of chavs, but there are other subcultures within this town.

1: "where do you live?"
2: "wokinggg"
1: "ohh sick, its pretty cool there"

by artgeek March 18, 2009

working girl

Euphemistic term for a prostitute, often preferred by the sex workers themselves.

She: I don't like being called a whore or a prostitute.
He: How would you describe yourself then?
She: I'm a working girl.

by starflier December 8, 2003

Pants Wookie

The super fuzzy vaginal area of Women of the 70's and 80's.

I can't watch porn from the 70's because of all the pants wookies.

by Dr. SteveN January 14, 2009