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THAT CHILD IS THE WENCHIEST OF ALL WENCH’S!!
Wench by idga.fudgeee December 10, 2023
Related Words
Girl / young female

Typical of contemporary language spoken in the Black Country, a highly industrialised region of the West Midlands, a county in central England.

Often so broad as to be intelligible, this dialect is know as "Black Country Spake"
* "Come over 'ere wench."
* "Our kid gets all the wenches."
* "Yow ain't ever bin with a wench."
Wench by Awkward broccoli January 8, 2024

Wench-press 

The art of bench-pressing a hottie, possibly whilst drunk, for a bet, or both.
"Dude, Carla's so fuckin light, I could wench-press her like 20 times!"
Wench-press by Dr. Chimney Richalds February 27, 2009

Wench Bench 

(Used in the context of the Viking Table).

A gathering place for women who are either associated with, related to, or attached to a member of the Viking Table. Ordinarily, it will be a wooden, metal or plastic bench in the same general area as (though not considered part of) the Viking Table. Discussions at the Wench Bench, while determined by its occupants, are generally centered around topics of feminine interest and would be of little interest to men at the Viking Table.
Horst, if you mention Oprah Winfrey at the Viking Table again, you'll have to join the ladies at the Wench Bench.
Wench Bench by rabidraptor July 25, 2010

wench-wrench 

When you squeeze a ho so hard she explodes.
I went to hug my girl, but I wench-wrenched her by accident; the funeral is tomorrow.
wench-wrench by Ace Flamingo April 23, 2009

wench-factory

adj. (1) a type of female that causes frustration or negative feelings. (2) root: instead of a person being equivalent to just one wench, (eg. a strumpet), they are equivalent to a whole factory of them. (3) A paramount insult.
"You stole my pie! You fricken' wench-factory!"