The Watkins is the act of someone being passed out in the back of a car and driving them to a neighborhood that they are unfamiliar with and leaving them sleeping locking the car and abandoning them. This is usually done in a rideshare van and can only be done to people that are completely oblivious to their surroundings. Extra points if it is over Statelines.
Did you hear that Jon Pulled off The Watkins on Greg? Poor bastard had to call his ex wife to find him and pick him up.
by Richard McStuffins November 22, 2025
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