The Braille volcano

when a woman with a prolapsed anus explosively shits diarrhea on a blind man's face.

Did you hear about Ricky? Some chick gave him the Braille volcano.

by 82ndABN March 18, 2009

shit bubble volcano

The act of packing an anus with baking soda then topping off with vinegar to create a shitty, bubbly anal volcano. (Mentos and diet coke can be substituted but with somewhat less spectacular results)

I heard Mark and Brian tried a shit bubble volcano last night, I feel bad for those casino cleaners.

by BrainGear October 6, 2017

The Volcano

A move performed during masturbation that involves the man jacking off and right before ejaculating the man ties a string right below the head of his penis and tying it so tight that it cuts of circulation blocking the ejaculation process. Then after 30 seconds while the cum is building up in the lower part of the man's penis, the man unties the string and his cum blasts out.

If preformed correctly the man's cum will look red like lava as a result of blood mixing with the sperm.

Man I just did The Volcano to myself last night and now i feel messed up.

by jobo1234 February 22, 2011

Volcano Dick

When one cums uncontrollably like a volcano.

Girl #1 "Hey girl, we sure gave my husband a volcano dick last night huh?"

Girl #2 "Yeah we did, he wouldn't stop cumming!"

by ThePonyLover92 July 2, 2017

vildan

Vildan is a sexy girl. Every guy likes her. She has a perfect body and she is beautiful. She is popular and everyone wants to be a Vildan.

“Look at her butt”

“I know right, she must be a Vildan!”

by Mrs anonymous November 2, 2019

Vodafone

12p a text, 12 fuckin pence, i hate them

vodafone are twats

by JimmyK September 18, 2003

Vildana

Girls called Vildana are very seductive and attractive, like the girl version of James. Girls called Vildana usually have big bussoms and bum.

Damn check out Vildana, wooow

by kurdoparken January 23, 2011