Virtual Panopticon

A virtual panopticon is a world were everyone is monitored by a government or computer system that decides what we should eat, wear, fear and other task that we, the common people, otherwise take for granted.

See books by John Twelve Hawks as a most triumphant example. This deal with a virtual panopticon and how it could really come down to effecting people.

by Alexander Drummond February 26, 2009

virtual anorexia

When a person alters pictures of themselves online to appear thinner, yet continues to maintain their current body type in real-life.

Deloris was very self-aware of her weight gain and suffered from virtual anorexia. Using her graphic design skills, she shaved a few pounds off of her photos.

by Hector Rodrigez Gonzalas May 6, 2009

Virtual Slap

A small digital image or icon that depicts someone slap someone else because they have cracked a joke on them or their loved ones—a depiction of the knee-jerk reaction of the uninhibited or emotionally challenged perpetrator towards their target of abuse to get even with them.

At a recent graduation ceremony held on Zoom, Dr. Sanjib, a pro-BJP graduate, shot a virtual slap emoji to Prof. Raj, because the latter had irreligiously poked fun at his holy cow.

by Covido March 29, 2022

Virtually Yours

I belong to you for as long as you need me to

I have the job. Technically, I'm virtually yours already. Now you just need to make me an offer

by VirtuallyYoursGP October 27, 2016

Virtual Death

Unique user’s identity on internet is simply is user life in cyberspace while if user leave no record or trace of his virtual life is virtual death.

if user leave no record or trace of his virtual life is virtual death

by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013

Virtual Hangover

When you wake up the next morning regretting what you did online last night.

OMG I've got a virtual hangover. What did I do online last night,shit I signed up to a virtual data centre, my girl friend will kill me and I won't be able to afford to eat for a month.

Shit, what did I do online last night? I signed up to a dating site and invited a Russian girl around my flat and payed for the flights, now I'm broke.

by gregjones September 3, 2012

Virtual Gobby

When a girl makes you think your going to get with her, but you know it will never happen.

"we are just going to shower together... yeah we do it naked"
"You have unbelievable legs"
"I wish i was single"
Or just general touching/comforting.
"Just got another Virtual Gobby"
"dude she gives soooo many virtual gobbies"
"It's never gunna happen, she only gives virt's"
"Just got another VG/VJ"

by bombers1829 April 26, 2010