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Vince Offer

Smooth talking TV salesman for such products as the Sham-Wow! and Slap-Chop. Known for his hilarious one-liners (You know the Germans make good stuff! You're gonna love my nuts!) and his ghetto headset which he always wears. He could make socks the most appealing thing on earth.
Vince Offer: Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life!

Who the fuck is Billy Mays?
by lilripsta January 28, 2009
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Mel-Vincent

The anxious yet excitable state of needing to urinate so badly that everything suddenly becomes hilarious.

Mel-Vincent may cause lack of focus, inability to park, restlessness, full bladder, constant giggling, and other similar symptoms
1. John found himself in such a state of Mel-Vincent on the highway that he even managed to burst out laughing at a Wendy's Billboard.

2."Why are you laughing Jorden!?"

"Mel-Vincent! Now get me to a bathroom!"
by 46TimbitsApart May 6, 2021
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St. Vincent de Paul HS

A small ass school in petaluma ca that is completely irrelevant except for their sorta ok football team. Uniforms are horrible n half the kids don't wear them anyway but get dress coded by their administration. Academics are terrible n even the dumb kids are in the honors classes. Theres a social ranking system: if you didn't come from SVES or OLL you will be a nobody unless your hot or rich. The old money SVES kids have priority over everyone else if their grandparents have donated to the school. They are favored by the staff and you can't do anything about it even if your way smarter than them. Everyone who goes there either had parents or siblings that went there before them n all of the students hate it. Theres no school spirit n everyone is too busy worrying about how they look n who likes them to actually have a good time. The "popular" kids think theyre the shit even though outside of SVHS they are completely irrelevant. Half the kids are either bi or gay n the choir will make your ears bleed. DONT GO THERE
"Where do u go to school?"
"St. Vincent de Paul HS"
"What tf is that?"
"Dw about it no ones ever heard of it"
by fuckcalifornia December 26, 2021
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vincentius

An arrogant man from the outside but has a hidden soft side from the inside. A Vincentius is a rude person but has a great personality once you'll know him. He can handle a lot of things without showing to anyone he's tired. Also a very secretive and private person who'd like to keep what's the truth beyond all the pain rather than telling it to anyone.

Also a hard working but cold, intimidating, workaholic and smart person with a lot of achievements in life. Vincentius is a successful man with high ambitions in life.

A Vincentius is also a dangerous person, so stay away with him as soon as possible if you sense danger around him!! He might hurt you. Not physically but mentally and emotionally.
Me: Why are you so rude?!!
Vincentius: I'm not.
by via9183ui September 10, 2021
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Vincent

Tall, strong, smart, loving, hard working, funny, and one of a kind.A guy that should never be taken for granted. The one guy that respects you. The one who loves you unconditionally. Tells you your beautiful and love you out of the blue. His smile can light up your world. Has a touch that is memorable. The one guy you want to keep in your life forever.
Vincent is a piece of sunshine brought to the earth.
by Vljsgrl21 September 23, 2011
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Vincent Castronovo Jr.

Vincent Castronovo Jr. is a 14 year old boy who lives in New Jersey. He won runner-up with his former dance crew, ICONic Boyz, on America's Best Dance Crew Season 6 - Season of the Superstars. He left the group on July 21, 2011 because they were moving on to singing and acting, but Vincent just wanted to stick to dancing. "The end of something ICONic, the start of something GRAND." He was bullied as a child for wanting to be a dancer when he grew up. He has touched many lives with his inspiring story. His GRANDerz, (fans) know him as a wonderful and inspiring gentleman who is caring and kind. Over 100,000 people call themselves GRANDerz and are proud to be one. His number one inspiration is his abuela, or grandma.
Vincent's birthday is April 8, 1997.
Nicknames - Vinny, Vin, GRANDman, Vincenzo, Cenzo
Family background - he is Italian and Puerto-Rican. He has two BEAUTIFUL sisters, Bianca (17), and Alessandra (18). His father, Vincent Castronovo Sr., and the rest of the family own Albivi Brick Oven Pizza, a family run restaurant. Albivi stands for Al - Alessandra, Bi - Bianca, Vi - Vincent.

Twitter - @VinCastronovo
Fanmail - PO Box 429 Millstone Twsp NJ 08535-0429 
make sure to mail 2 stamps.
by Mrscastronovo January 8, 2012
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Vince Ferelli

Stage name of an absolutely magnificent physical specimen, male, American, ca. 25 y.o., whose persona is that of a muscular but not veiny boxer (prize-fighter) and who has appeared in a number of sexually explicit photo shoots and videos, often if not usually gay.

On first appearing in gay pornography ca. 2008, Ferelli maintained that he was only gay for pay. He has, however, bottomed in many of his gay sex videos. In the opinion of this writer, Ferelli can do anything he wishes except go away. His virility is beyond mere fashion.
-- "Vince Ferelli is the quintessential 'Italian Stallion' -- forget about the others."

-- "I don't know whether to fight him or fuck him." Allegedly said by prize-fighter Jake LaMotta (played by Robert deNiro in Martin Scorcese's 1980 film RAGING BULL) regarding his upcoming bout with handsome French heavyweight Marcel Cerdan (late 1940s).
by al-in-chgo August 21, 2011
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