Red Version

n. This refers to the "pokemon red" version in the pokemon for gameboy videogame series. This was orginally released in Japan in 1996. The object of the game is to beome a great pokemon trainer and obtain all 8 badges from the 8 gym trainers and reach it to the pokemon tournement. Another goal of the game is to "catch'em all." This is refering to catching all 150 pokemon. Now the myth about #151, Mew, is no true. You can't legitimately catch a Mew in Pokemon Red, Blue or Yellow. No matter how many times your buddy tells you that he found his Mew in a truck next to the SS Anne or how his Jigglypuff evolved into a Mew -- it's just not true. It's not an accident that Nintendo always publicizes its GB Pokemon games as having 150 Pokemon. Mew #151 is a bonus Pokemon not found in the first three Game Boy games (unless you use a GameShark device to unlock it -- but that can potentially screw up your save file, as well as render the game save incompatible with Pokemon Stadium. If you can't resist using a GameShark code to unlock Mew, be sure to only use it on a save file you're not too attached to).
However, this is by far the best pokemon game to date. Nintendo just released pokemon "fire red", which is a remake of the classic. Only trons will buy this, because it was red version that started the revolution and nothing could replace it.

I just got home from school and gamed on red version for a solid 3 hours.

Red version is by the best pokemon game and will always be.

by P-tone November 3, 2004

verizon

When u blow a load in a girls ear and then ask..... can u hear me now?

I gave that bitch a verizon

by Gianetto is queer August 15, 2004

Verizon Wireless

A shit phone company who makes you pay $75 for insurance and then when your phone breaks because Verizon does not manufacture their phones to last, you are chagred another $50 and then get sent a phone in which the keys do not work. You then must pay another $10 to have them transfer your information to your new shit phone but all the games and internet service you paid for do not go through, and have to pay $5 per game and even more on the internet. Photos also do not get transferred over even though you paid more than Verizon's employees get in a year.

This company mostly highers rude fat employees, who make you feel like you are the most retarded person in the world for asking a question.

This company is on the list of top companies to be burned down.

Verizon Wireless needs to go suck a fat one.

by bkmjtz January 16, 2010

Venison

1) A word to describe a Spaced-out, mong-head who is usally ginger and can run very fast. He is very pastey with quite skinny legs.

2)A Venison is someone who plays football in the fashion of a headless chicken. If he plays for a period of longer than 1 minute he will get very red.

Oi blud, stop acting like a Venison you absolute mong face.

Hey, hes quite good at football.
Nah, he's just a Venison.

by Hammie Guy March 30, 2008

venison chili

The most vile and extreme form of diarrhea, typically occurring after high fatty meals and excessive beer consumption.

Dude, that party was so crazy last night that I had venison chili for breakfast this morning.

by PharmRx14 March 19, 2014

versionshypehouse

The best political tiktoker fanpage group account in all of political tiktok

“Hey what amazing page is this?”

“Oh , that’s versionshypehouse, they’re so funny!”

by Versions hype house December 5, 2020

Theatrical Version

Tweaking the events of a story so it makes you look better after telling it.

Person 1: Why did you say you told that guy off? He totally made you wet yourself.

Person 2: Shut up man! I gave them the theatrical version so they don't know I have bladder problems.

Person 1: Bladder problems? Now I'm getting the theatrical version.

by Snizzard November 7, 2010