A Venezuelan boy who is shipped to a customer overseas in a box and packaged with a 3-month supply of cow shit, which in combination attracts the flies in your house.
Directions:
1. Open box carefully.
2. Immediately find the package of shit and hurl chunks at the face of the young Venezuelan boy.
3. Set the boy in a part of the house in which you will not be around.
4. Wait for the flies to accumulate on the boy's face.
5. After 2 hours your Venezuelan Fly Trap should have attracted all the flies in your house. Therefore, immediately roll a piece of newspaper and smack the boy's face repeatedly until no living flies remain. SUCCESS! Your trap has worked.
Directions:
1. Open box carefully.
2. Immediately find the package of shit and hurl chunks at the face of the young Venezuelan boy.
3. Set the boy in a part of the house in which you will not be around.
4. Wait for the flies to accumulate on the boy's face.
5. After 2 hours your Venezuelan Fly Trap should have attracted all the flies in your house. Therefore, immediately roll a piece of newspaper and smack the boy's face repeatedly until no living flies remain. SUCCESS! Your trap has worked.
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A strong, brave, kind, fearless, charismatic woman.
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You can be sure she’ll go anywhere she wants to go to explore new roads and open new doors.
A hard worker that always has their dreams in mind. If you ever get a chance to meet a “Venezolana” know that someday, somehow she will change the world.
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Frederick: Dude, Can I borrow a sock?
Jimmy: What for?
Frederick: Me and the guys are gonna Venezuelan Waterballoon Theresa... That bitch
Jimmy: Why?
Frederick: She's just a bitch.
Jimmy: Use one of your own.
Frederick: I already used mine giving Kelli and Jamie Sacremento Sluggers.
Jimmy: What for?
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Jimmy: Why?
Frederick: She's just a bitch.
Jimmy: Use one of your own.
Frederick: I already used mine giving Kelli and Jamie Sacremento Sluggers.
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