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Vala

1. A term in Asatru. "Seeress". Whether a practitioner of Galdr or Seid, this term designates a female diviner.

2. A character in Stargate SG-1. Vala Mal Doran is a theif, con-artist and recently a memeber of SG-1. She is played by Claudia Black.
1. Raven is a vala, she practices seid.

2. Vala gave birth to Adria who is an Ori in the flesh and is hellbent on converting everyone over to Origin (or killing them).
by OneBadAsp October 20, 2006
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Holly Valance

Holly Valance is an abhorrently untalented "singer" and "actress" who is nevertheless popular because she shows her ass and legs to everyone. Luckily for her, both are quite good, otherwise she wouldn't be famous. Like many famous young women these days, her popularity is not driven by talent, but by the masturbatory fantasies of young men. She is most famous for her video for her single "Kiss Kiss" in which she pranced around naked for four minutes, with only little CGI lighting effects obstructing view of her nipples and pussy. The most recent addition to her resume is the role of a stripper/prostitute on Prison Break. Naturally.
"Ooohhh Holly Valance... that's how I want it baby... oh yeah!!"
by Tom Jac. October 14, 2007
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Valapecia

A woman either with an aversion for hair on her vaginal area or who is medically unable to grow pubic hair.
Dave: "Did you see Jenny at the beach the other day? I think I saw flies eyes."
Jake: "No way, she's had acute valapecia since childhood."
Dave: "Awesome!"
by Im_Sancho November 12, 2007
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Valce

Usually at a moment of great significance for a male where there is potentially room for great emotion- and the dude cries.

Everybody else manages to keep it together and front their masculinity- but there is that one dude that actually has real tears...and really actually cries.

In severe cases he may even blub all over another person in a strong embrace, sometimes really loudly...as he cries.

He is Valce.
I dunno man like I actually thought I loved her so when she just dumped me like that...I did a Valce.

Yehh man it sucked so bad saying bye to everyone...I was Valce at the end.

I can't let the whole team know the truth, its gonna be so bad that at least one of them will be Valce.
by guntherman July 16, 2009
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vagacious

1. full of adventure (same root as in "vagabond")
"That guy is SOO dreamy."
"Yeah, he's totally vagacious."

"Eww look at that vagabond."
"Naw, man, he's vagacious. It's aite."
by tambourineman December 17, 2009
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vagaction

Vag-action— another name for cunnilingus; vagina action
by Gebmc February 11, 2018
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Valcano thrust

Nutting inside her mouth as she deepthroats making the nut erupt through her nostrils
Yo my gf was pissed after I valcano thrust eher last night being that she had sinuses
by Nibna May 27, 2018
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