voting irregularities

The default explanation for an electoral defeat given by a losing candidate for public office.

Reporter: "But you lost the election by a 50% margin!"
Candidate: "Well, that's because of voting irregularities."

by Samuel Sundquist September 10, 2008

voting virginity

Sadly, another thing that young people lose waaaaay to early!!!

God help us!!! Those air-headed college kids are going to lose their voting virginity this election. Thanks to them we got Obama!!!

by Rosewood11 November 2, 2010

terrorist voting

In any election, the casting of a ballot by a terrorist.

Atta-ul Haq, a prominent al-Qaeda operative, voted in Pakistan's last democratic election, which was like 50 years ago. This exemplifies terrorist voting.

by Jose Mourinho December 9, 2008

terrorist voting

Technically this doesn't exist (geniuses), because terrorists vote through the barrel of a gun (to paraphrase Chairman Mao Tse Tung, who also coined the phrase "political correctness" during the Cultural Revolution in 1960s China). In short, terrorists don't find the political process to be worth their participation, so they commit acts of terrorism to terrorize people instead of voting like your rich f--king parents do.

Al Quida doesn't believe in terrorist voting, when it's so much easier to blow up a Jewish pizzeria or put nukes in the Super Bowl.

by Assex 776 March 8, 2008

Vorking

When you work for somebody for no pay or so little pay that it's not really worth it.

It's a mix of volunteering and working.

Also can be used to describe earning money that you don't declare.

"I'm working for this guy at the moment."

"That's great how much do you get paid?"

"Well we haven't really discussed that so I guess I'm just vorking at the moment until I get some more detail on that."

by Davrot November 18, 2018

Vring

when somebody blows a smoke ring with an electoric cigarette

fat vring bra

by zolarvision August 31, 2013

indecisive online voting

Most people expect that voting twice (once voting negatively and once voting positively) will do nothing to the overall fractions of the thumbs down and thumbs up, when in fact, it shrinks the fraction of the positive thumbs up over the total thumbs.

Really? That douchebag reduced your overall percentage of thumbs ups by indecisive online voting? (Ex. 75/100=.75
76/102=.74509.....)

by Wozniakick November 8, 2010