Anal Vandalism

The act of defacing someone’s balloon knot. A popular form of anal vandalism consist of putting on a ski mask and spraying semen on the asshole of someone or something, in a graffiti-like style.

Conor: hey bro u wanna do some anal vandalism tonight?
George: nah I ain’t gay

by Slimecraw January 12, 2021

Self Vandalizing

When a person is making a fool/embarrassing them-self.

"Wow. When I watched that video of the dance I realized I was totally self vandalizing myself.

by licheenut278 September 23, 2011

vandalism

Setting a explosion on a building,/ property, without them knowing.

News: A hotel building has been destroyed, 20 people have died because someone apparently set a “bomb” on it.
Person1: i feel so bad i committed a crime!!!!
Person2: Wait? that person who did was u?
Person1: Yeah, i committed vandalism.

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here January 5, 2022

vandalence

A combination of vandalism and violence. Unruly behavior
exhibited during raucous celebrations and protests.

Vandalence associated with the G20 protest resulted
in 400 arrests--that's more than after the Lakers won
the NBA championship.

by goldandsilverowner June 29, 2010

Vandals get schmandaled

When someone deliberately damages or destroys something, but immediately gets injured by the now damaged or broken thing

Chap 1: Wow, man, I didn't think breaking that camera would cause it to fall on my head
Chap 2: well, vandals get schmandaled

by Mr(always)Right July 8, 2020

The Vandalizer

"The Vandalizer" when you empty out a can of spray paint on her vagina and then proceed to fuck her with the can, whilst yelling "I'm a misunderstood teenager"

We did " The Vandalizer" position last night, it looked like a Van Gogh painting on her bed afterwards

by Matthew69Bruf March 9, 2020

MANAV VANDAL

yeah so val? no but val? liek acc imagine having a 700 fps lapcock and still being s3 like that n all is liek hoonly but liek ask u tho? yeha but this clown literally is so gaia he acc just reaver no but krunker? yeha that n all is liek hoonly but imagine being so homogaia that ur phobis literally just ur bitch whos acc a cat whos gay oh so gaia oh yeah VAOIRGH yeha ns.

so basically manav vandal is just manav vandal

by PanduOIRGH September 9, 2022