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Vagitation

Vagitation: 1. Any number of common physical manifestations of emotional disturbance seen most frequently in personality-disordered women; often misdiagnosed as restless leg syndrome, irritable bowel syndrome, and chronic fatigue syndrome.

2. The withdrawal experienced in the absence of sufficient bumps-to-the-vag; horniness.
1. "Patient presents with unrelenting vagitation following the discontinuation of her Xanax."

2. "Well what did you expect, Frank? I've been vagitating since your back surgery; I had to get my vag bumped somewhere!"
by brsmith23 June 10, 2010
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Vagination

The process of becoming a bitch, metaphorical transformation to a vagina;
becoming a bitch, bitching out of being a man.
"Coach, he can't return to the game. The Vagination began shortly after the injury."
by sillyweregermanjenkins September 19, 2012
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Dutch Rudder variation Toe Pull

A variation of the Dutch Rudder using bunk beds. The male individual on the top bunk lays face down on the mattress while the individual on the bottom bunk uses their feet and legs to push up on the bottom of the top bunk repeatedly.
Martha: "Last night I heard a ruckus coming from the boy's bedroom and what I thought was them jumping on the bed, I went in to find them doing the 'Dutch Rudder variation Toe Pull'."

Nick: "Now that we have bunk beds, we have so much more room for activities!"
Steve: "Yeah, like the Dutch Rudder variation Toe Pull!"
by neato gang August 18, 2011
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Vagination

The action or process of forming ideas and concepts used to get a female into bed.
Hooking up with that hot girl last night required a lot of vagination.
by JoeyJoJoe August 20, 2008
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Valudation

The validation of values. When you need to validate a close belief or value often through others or what they value in you.
I need Valudation from others.
She told me she liked how close I am with my family, I felt valudated.
by Henry Canticle February 13, 2023
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validatenfreude

A mixture of emotions consisting of equal parts validation and schadenfreude.

Most generally felt when someone else calls your ex an asshole on public forums such as Twitter or Facebook.
I felt kinda bitchy when I saw that tweet about him\her being an asshole\cunt and all the retweets and replies of agreement, until someone pointed out I wasn't being bitchy, it was just validatenfreude. It felt so good to know that it wasn't just me, but that everyone else thinks s\he's an asshole too! Hahahahaha! ISTBY! Comeuppance is a bitch, ain't it, fuckface?
by wirdatrd April 20, 2014
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vaxication

Taking time off work or school after vaccination, citing vague symptoms.
Logan took highscool vaxication after his second Covid booster, reminding his parents to schedule the next one for a Friday.
by MikeFigurski October 27, 2022
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