Valentines Day

For those of us who are single to be reminded that we are in fact, quite single.

Synonyms: Single-Awareness Day.

How nice, Valentines Day is right around the corner. And yes, I know Im still single.

by RainbowKitty27 February 27, 2020

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Valentines Weekend

If Valentines day falls on a weekend, your partner has to spend the whole weekend with you, because then the whole weekend is seen as a big Valentines day.

Tom: Yo babe, what are we gonna do on Valentines Weekend?

Jennifer: Oh, i was just going to spend Valentines Day with you and not the entire weekend, because im a snitch.

by Good Boyfriend February 13, 2021

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Valentines’ Day Mudslide

When a man is performing anal sex on a woman, and in the middle of the act, the woman experiences a bout of explosive diarrhea caused by their valentines date to a local Mexican restaurant.

Ashley gave me a valentines’ day mudslide after our date to Hacendia.

by MFTJ February 14, 2021

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Valentines cake

Getting some ass on Valentine’s Day

Yo Kieran gave me some valentines cake

by NumOneShawty February 14, 2021

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Valentines day

Ask the person out, destroy their feelings. No regret. No simping. FUAQ DA HOES YKNOW

Jack: will you date me?
Mary: yes
-1 day passes-
Jack: faquq you i'm out
Mary: bruh
Valentines day

by George Floyd 2nd February 7, 2021

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Valentines Day curse

The valentines day curse is when a girl or your partner brutally rejects you for valentines or breaks up with you consecutively before valentines day or she just doesnt live near you.

Damn bro she dumped your ass before valentines day you got struck by the Valentines day curse. OR
Damn too bad she dont live near you! Your ass got bit by the Valentines day curse.

by ValentinesCURSE January 27, 2022

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