vacation dick

A penis that is much larger than what you are use to taking up your hatch. So you can only do it so often as opposed to a boyfriend dick.

Girl : He has a vacation dick.

Girl #2: Girl when I get bored of my boyfriend I go to him to split me in half

by OneNip May 13, 2016

vacation friend

A person you become friends with on vacation or at a party and are inseparable for that moment in time, but when you go back to work or school, you act like you don't even know each other.

Brenda: "I don't get it, Tori and I had so much fun at the party and made plans and everything on the school spring break trip, now she won't talk to me"

Kasey: "Maybe she was just a vacation friend"

Brenda: "Oh, that sucks.."

by loverofawillowtree April 14, 2010

Vacation Affect

An extrodinary property that makes members of the opposite sex more attractive on a vacation than normal.

Guy 1: Have you seen how hot Sarah looks?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, it's that vacation affect.

by Sma5her12 May 30, 2015

vacation whiplash

That abrupt and jarring return to work following a vacation break.

I just returned from an amazing trip on Sunday evening, and this Monday morning I am experiencing a severe case of vacation whiplash at work.

by Spotted Zebra July 18, 2023

vacation butt

Constipation due to being away from home and out of your usual bowel movement routine.

After the cross country trip to San Diego for the wedding Jason had a severe case of vacation butt that required heavy doses of fiber pills to remedy.

by J. Roper October 25, 2007

Vacation Constipation

The ability to hold your need to go number two due to an innate fear of going in strange or public places.

It usually happens while on vacation or some other trip, most times because of the fear associated with dirty public restrooms or having to go in the midst of those with you. The constipation can sometimes last for days, a feat seemingly impossible on normal days or at home.

When Noah and I took a trip to Disney World...I had the worst case of vacation constipation. I didn't take a crap for 4 days. I was afraid to use those dirty, puke-filled bathrooms, but man it felt good when I got home!

by DrakeGuy March 4, 2009

Vacation Pussy

A word first heard on the hit show entourage. Where one has left their normal setting of life, where pussy is easily obtained. Pussy that you normally wouldn't get in your regular life.

Sam- "Hey man i hooked up with this hot chick in costa rica"

Jeff- "You'd never get a chick like that here, that was only vacation pussy"

by Mr. Bender July 12, 2009