Harry: What's the most obscure US state you can think of?
Kevin: Uhhh, maybe Utah?
Harry: That's true. What's even in that state?
Kevin: Don't ask me!
Kevin: Uhhh, maybe Utah?
Harry: That's true. What's even in that state?
Kevin: Don't ask me!
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Not referring to the state in America.
Utah is a word that is totally used by Americans to describe something cool.
Utah is a word that is totally used by Americans to describe something cool.
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The joke is that some people get together somewhere and map out a place to set up cones and tear up the road. Setup then involves blocking off a half mile strip of road on either side of the workzone, and proceeding to jackhammer the hell out of the asphalt.
The punchline is everyone that has to drive through the workzone, as the workers not jackhammering (all of them) laugh at the frustrated looks on peoples faces as they go by, late for work by at least half an hour or more thanks to a four lane highway being shrunken to one lane.
Once the "work" is supposed to be done, or when a new place is found, the workers pull up stakes and move, leaving the road the same as it was before they came, or worse.
This has been going on since before recorded history in Utah, although no record has currently been found as to whether it started with the laying of asphalt in Utah, or merely when roads were established.
The joke is that some people get together somewhere and map out a place to set up cones and tear up the road. Setup then involves blocking off a half mile strip of road on either side of the workzone, and proceeding to jackhammer the hell out of the asphalt.
The punchline is everyone that has to drive through the workzone, as the workers not jackhammering (all of them) laugh at the frustrated looks on peoples faces as they go by, late for work by at least half an hour or more thanks to a four lane highway being shrunken to one lane.
Once the "work" is supposed to be done, or when a new place is found, the workers pull up stakes and move, leaving the road the same as it was before they came, or worse.
This has been going on since before recorded history in Utah, although no record has currently been found as to whether it started with the laying of asphalt in Utah, or merely when roads were established.
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Typical Utah drivers:
People from Morgan County driving to Ogden and being confused by left-turn arrows at intersections.
A mother trying to control her 7 kids while navigating a car the size of a bus to the grocery store.
An old person driving 15mph through a school zone…at night…on a Saturday…
A boy driving a truck sees a girl walking on the sidewalk. The sight of a female without her parents around causes all his blood to move from his head to that dark dirty place his mother told him not to touch until he's married.
People from Morgan County driving to Ogden and being confused by left-turn arrows at intersections.
A mother trying to control her 7 kids while navigating a car the size of a bus to the grocery store.
An old person driving 15mph through a school zone…at night…on a Saturday…
A boy driving a truck sees a girl walking on the sidewalk. The sight of a female without her parents around causes all his blood to move from his head to that dark dirty place his mother told him not to touch until he's married.
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