Uppercunt

When a nasty girl wants you too eat her out, so you uppercut her right in the Twat, therefore making said girl yell in pain and never want to have her salad tossed again.

Corey: "Man I gave that hoe an uppercunt the other night."
Mike: "Sweet man, how'd it go?"
Corey: "Well, I don't think she wants me to eat her out again, it smelled like beef tacos."
Mike: "Damn dude you would fuck a girl with too much salsa on her taco."
Corey: "Just another notch in my bedpost my friend. Lets get on Live and tell Ricky."
Mike: "Fuck yeah."

by Corey Hall July 26, 2007

Airbag Uppercut

Term used by Police/Fire/EMS to describe the non-serious injuries received when the face contacts the airbag in a vehicle crash. Usually consists of nose-bleed, busted lip and face numbness. Similar to being punched in the face.

That old woman was afraid her jaw was broke, but she just got an airbag uppercut.

by smurfeh October 4, 2010

Uppercunt

A punch to the vagina, ocasionaly entering the vaginal orrifice.

She was being a bitch so i gave her an uppercunt.

by joe prendergast October 7, 2006

Australian Uppercut

The act of running full speed, and ramming your fist up ones ass

Guy 1:See that preppy guy over there?
Guy 2:Yea
Guy 1I gave him an australian uppercut

by SlipknotKid01 January 9, 2011

lesbian uppercut

Lesbian uppercut: a male dressing up like girl to hook up with a lesbian and tucking his penis behind his legs to make it look like a vagina. When the lesbian goes down on the male he lets it free and it hits her in the face.

Must be male gender doing to lesbian female.

Willing to dress like female. And time and patients.

You want to hook up with a hot lesbian girl but clearly she isn't into you because she only likes females. Trick her into thinking you are a chick and when it comes time to get naked and she goes down on you, tuck your wiener behind your legs like you have a vagina (has to be hard) and when she gets her face close, let the beast free and BAM! Hits her in the face and the Lesbian uppercut

by Koogers February 18, 2014

Wind uppercut

Awesome wind fighting move used by ZACH and ZACH CREATED IT SO GO TO HELL LARS!!

Zach: I shall use wind uppercut to destroy you!, come my summons, set me free!

by Awesome person December 21, 2003

Uppercut

an upward curve of the penis. This also applies to right hooks as right curves of the cock, and Left hooks. For Downward curves See definition of "Southpaw"

Cock Combo Variations:

Uppercut Left Hook: left curve of the cock while still maintaining its upward curvature

Uppercut Right Hook: Right curve of the cock while maintaining its upward curvature

Laugh all ya want dickhead, then go ask your mom how much she loved the uppercut.

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010