Having its "Once Upon A" prefix named after "Once Upon A Deadpool" (2018), Once Upon A Smartphone is a version of smartphone watered down for kids. This is intended to be a Christmas gift rather than akcually being used as a functional tool, as kids are prone to asking for smartphone to Santa during Christmas even though they're still too young for smartphone.
Instead of a real phone, I got my little brother a Once Upon A Smartphone for Christmas—now he can pretend to text and play games without the screen time worries!
by Emotional Cruiser August 14, 2025

Matt: "hey Sam, I heard you met someone new on tinder!"
Sam: "Once upon a mattress . . . "
Matt: "Say no more man, I know how this is gonna end."
Sam: "Once upon a mattress . . . "
Matt: "Say no more man, I know how this is gonna end."
by Sexual Conotations October 3, 2017

‘FUCKED UP UPON ARRIVAL: When you’re awaiting for your significant other to come home from work and many hours later they come home and sound as though they had been through a train wreck..!hen dealing with the aftermath upon arrival.
by RoJo75 December 13, 2020

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

by Leah__1981 July 7, 2021

some random person: HEY CHECK THIS LYRICS OUT you: wut the random person:
:I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave you: wtf
:I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave you: wtf
by play fnf fire in the hole :) March 10, 2025

To do it with a person following recommendations or good ratings from persons with whom the person have done it previously.
A portmanteau - blend - of STUMBLE UPON , the Firefox browser extension and FUCK.
A portmanteau - blend - of STUMBLE UPON , the Firefox browser extension and FUCK.
I stuck upon Kim yesterday.I would have never thought of doing it with her but all the guys at my gym rated her 8/10.Sure she is a four stars inn.
by bemarenina March 23, 2011
