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Sad Uterus Time

A woman's period of menstruation. Also known as SUT. This is a more accurate description.
Ani was depressed and having cramps, because she was having the Sad Uterus Time.
by Farabee September 10, 2011
mugGet the Sad Uterus Timemug.

Pen in the uterus

Sticking a pencil into your wifes uterus watching her bleed and then die
Yoooo dude i shoved a pen in the uterus of ur hooters chick
by Uterus pencil May 9, 2020
mugGet the Pen in the uterusmug.

Uterus Knife

A rape defense.

A woman inserts a knife in her uterus with the handle facing up and the blade facing down.
This way when a man tries to forcefully take her, his penis will be stabbed by the knife.
“I’m a eunuch.”
“Aw shucks man, how’d that happen?”
“I tried to give it to Bernice, but she had a Uterus Knife.”
by oocheeha December 15, 2021
mugGet the Uterus Knifemug.

uterus killer

Someone who knows how to get deep off in your uterus
by Sunira April 23, 2023
mugGet the uterus killermug.

uterus

The world's greatest firewall. One single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA info. One ejaculation transfers 15,875 GB of data, equivalent to that held on 7500 laptops.
I will DDOS your uterus
by pussyDon, the king of sea August 25, 2021
mugGet the uterusmug.

under uterus

a type of intelligence mostly derived from snarky remarks and sarcasm.
Dude, I want your under uterus.
by GoodGirlGolden September 9, 2025
mugGet the under uterusmug.

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