by Farabee September 10, 2011

What you'd say when describing your birthday.
by johnnylongprong October 30, 2011

by Uterus pencil May 9, 2020

A rape defense.
A woman inserts a knife in her uterus with the handle facing up and the blade facing down.
This way when a man tries to forcefully take her, his penis will be stabbed by the knife.
A woman inserts a knife in her uterus with the handle facing up and the blade facing down.
This way when a man tries to forcefully take her, his penis will be stabbed by the knife.
“I’m a eunuch.”
“Aw shucks man, how’d that happen?”
“I tried to give it to Bernice, but she had a Uterus Knife.”
“Aw shucks man, how’d that happen?”
“I tried to give it to Bernice, but she had a Uterus Knife.”
by oocheeha December 15, 2021

by Sunira April 23, 2023

The world's greatest firewall. One single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA info. One ejaculation transfers 15,875 GB of data, equivalent to that held on 7500 laptops.
by pussyDon, the king of sea August 25, 2021

by GoodGirlGolden September 9, 2025
