Sad Uterus Time

A woman's period of menstruation. Also known as SUT. This is a more accurate description.

Ani was depressed and having cramps, because she was having the Sad Uterus Time.

by Farabee September 10, 2011

anniversary of my uterus eviction

What you'd say when describing your birthday.

Next week will be the 30th anniversary of my uterus eviction.

by johnnylongprong October 30, 2011

Pen in the uterus

Sticking a pencil into your wifes uterus watching her bleed and then die

Yoooo dude i shoved a pen in the uterus of ur hooters chick

by Uterus pencil May 9, 2020

Uterus Knife

A rape defense.

A woman inserts a knife in her uterus with the handle facing up and the blade facing down.
This way when a man tries to forcefully take her, his penis will be stabbed by the knife.

“I’m a eunuch.”
“Aw shucks man, how’d that happen?”
“I tried to give it to Bernice, but she had a Uterus Knife.”

by oocheeha December 15, 2021

uterus killer

Someone who knows how to get deep off in your uterus

You are a uterus killer

by Sunira April 23, 2023

uterus

The world's greatest firewall. One single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA info. One ejaculation transfers 15,875 GB of data, equivalent to that held on 7500 laptops.

I will DDOS your uterus

by pussyDon, the king of sea August 25, 2021

under uterus

a type of intelligence mostly derived from snarky remarks and sarcasm.

Dude, I want your under uterus.

by GoodGirlGolden September 9, 2025