Sad Uterus Time

A woman's period of menstruation. Also known as SUT. This is a more accurate description.
Ani was depressed and having cramps, because she was having the Sad Uterus Time.
by Farabee September 10, 2011
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What you'd say when describing your birthday.
Next week will be the 30th anniversary of my uterus eviction.
by johnnylongprong October 30, 2011
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Uterus Knife

A rape defense.

A woman inserts a knife in her uterus with the handle facing up and the blade facing down.
This way when a man tries to forcefully take her, his penis will be stabbed by the knife.
“I’m a eunuch.”
Aw shucks man, how’d that happen?”
“I tried to give it to Bernice, but she had a Uterus Knife.”
by oocheeha December 16, 2021
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Pen in the uterus

Sticking a pencil into your wifes uterus watching her bleed and then die
Yoooo dude i shoved a pen in the uterus of ur hooters chick
by Uterus pencil May 09, 2020
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mighty uterus

Rick: Fuck... Ellen has a mighty uterus.

Steven: I know, dude.
by pussydestroyer27 December 19, 2019
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cookie uterus

1. That cracka is such a cookie uterus. He gives dat gurl cookies every day uv da week. Shit yeah son~.
by CookieUterus February 27, 2009
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Uterus privilege

When a cisgender woman decides that she's superior to a transwoman and/or decides that transwomen do not share her gender.
Sophie: Come on Karla, let's move away from those fake women over there
Karla: Get over your uterus privilege, that's a real woman
by Nudical May 10, 2024
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