Unfortunatelly

adverb.

Cross between unfortunate and telly.

When something so unfortunate and drastic happens that you'd think it would've been on television.

Ethan: I unfortunatelly thought the emergency escape door on the plane was the restroom and got sent flying out into the ocean.
Joey: I'll be damned. Sounds like a movie.
Ethan: Thats what I said! Unfortunatelly!

by Bambit February 27, 2020

Funfortunate

adj. when something is evidently bad and unfortunate, but has personal positive connotations.

Other forms: funfortunately (adv.)

Dude 1: Hey man, your wife's been crying over there for the past hour, what's her deal?
Dude 2: Well, funfortunately, her dipshit cat who pissed all over my fucking apartment got hit by a snowplow.
Dude 1: I'm sorry.
Dude 2: Are you kidding? That's great!

by Liamailiam December 21, 2009

unfortunately, or fortunately.

When someone engages in a bad act, but they want the person they fucked over to be grateful. Best known example is the deposition of Donald Trump in the case of E. Jean Carroll where the former president explains that he and other celebrities, or "stars," have been grabbing pussies without permission for millennia.

Josey: Carl, did you just eat the entire bucket of popcorn chicken that I brought for lunch and put in the fridge with my name on it?

Carl (imitating the 45th President of the United States): I did, in fact, eat all of the popcorn chicken unfortunately, or fortunately. *rubs tummy*

by nocharge May 15, 2023

Unfortunastely

When bad luck doesn't just turn things sour, they turn nasty.

She fell into the arms of a tentacle monster. It truly was an unfortunastely day for her.

by _StX_ July 27, 2019

uninfortunate

When you were fortunate until you got inside someone.

Tim: Yo! That hot MILF you guys saw me with last night, I took her home but was so uninfortunate.

Chad: bro…what happened, how is that bad?

Tim: Well, I was fortunate until I was inside her. She was so hot but so loose, I became uninfortunate.

by JoeJoe1111 April 5, 2023

punfortunate

A pun that either doesn't work or just isn't funny.

Josh writes the following in his Facebook status about his upcoming trip to South Korea: "Josh is Seoul excited."

His Friends: "That attempt was sorrily punfortunate."

by nipdripsliptipskip March 12, 2009

unfortunut

When a male fails to pull out when busting a nut during sex.

That's unfortunate. I just came inside you. I'm sorry for the "unfortunut".

by ElDigitty October 26, 2016