fiat 500 twitter

To be a part of fiat 500 twitter you must:
- Stand in front of a door in your twitter avi

- Tweet about your boyfriend and how much of a psycho you are
- Tweet about how much you fancy a Chinese/McDonald's

- Want to get your hair and nails done
- Use emojis unironically

She’s a basic bitch, she’s deffo a part of Fiat 500 Twitter.

by boriniboy April 24, 2018

twitter novel

Based on the Japanese form of keitai shosetsu, or "cell phone novel", a twitter novel is the newest form of serialised fiction on the interwebs. The 140-character limited format and method of reading bottom-to-top offers great opportunities for experimentation within the novel form and makes the reader pay more attention than they would with straight-ahead dead tree fiction.

vermilionsands02: dude, have you been reading teenage_exiles? that twitter novel is deep!

dr.benway13: i know! what a mind fuck!

by fictional mixtape June 14, 2009

Twitter Freak

People who participate in and support needless harassment of people on twitter.

I have been bullied off of twitter by twitter freaks simply for existing.

by NotRainingTacosAnymore March 2, 2023

fake woke twitter

people digging back many years to find something problematic about currently unproblematic people so they can "cancel" them

not to be confused with woke twitter

Fake woke twitter is annoying and needs to stop digging up irrelevant shit celebrities did in the past that has been apologized for and learned from.

by spilledtea March 7, 2018

stan twitter’s white boy of the month

stan twitter’s white boy of the month is when stan twitter crowns a skinny, attractive white boy as their king to obsess over for a month only then to drop him the next month when a new one rises (usually has brown curly hair with a few exceptions*)

*Ross Lynch for the month of December (he didn’t know what it meant and was going to google it so I defined it for him, you’re welcome Ross)

Person 1: who was stan twitter’s white boy of the month for september?
Person 2: I think it was Cody Fern from AHS: Apocalypse

by illumithottie December 4, 2018

Wittering

Something you do when you talk rubbish with no particular reason, meaning or audience.

Oh stop wittering on man no one is listening to you again.

You wittering idiot.
Please stop wittering you're hurting my ears.
What are you wittering on about now?

by Never witter July 26, 2010

Twitter fingers

Someone who acts big and bad on twitter but a complete Pussy in real life.

Bree–“ I was all cool with her until she had to go roll her twitter fingers and started talking shit.”

by turkeysandwhich12 July 11, 2017