A book that is mostly worshiped by fangirls, hated by Harry Potter lovers, and ignored by others. Twilight has sometimes been read by said other people, but they usually don't obsess. Twilight also has a small percentage of fans that are also Harry Potter lovers.
Twilight is a very addictive book, so anyone who read the first book will read through all of them. When they finish them, they will either become an obsessive fangirl, or realize the books aren't as great as you thought they were when you were reading it. In the latter case, these people either start bashing Twilight (usually comparing it to many other vampire books, or Harry Potter) or they just get annoyed by the fangirls, but shut up about it.
The most used attack against the book is "VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE" because the author was naive enough to not bother with the research and made the stupid mistake of saying that they do.
The characters in this book are stereotypes:
-Mary-Sue
-Gary-Stu
-the caring mother
-the leader
-the blonde bitch
-the girl who would never pass up an invite to the mall
-the weird, kinda creepy kid
-the strong brute
-the girl pretending to be Mary-Sue's best friend, but really she's just jealous because Mary-Sue ends up with Gary-Stu
The book itself is also one grand cliche, filled with smaller little cliches. I won't list them all because there's already a definition with them, and because it would take a long time.
Twilight is a very addictive book, so anyone who read the first book will read through all of them. When they finish them, they will either become an obsessive fangirl, or realize the books aren't as great as you thought they were when you were reading it. In the latter case, these people either start bashing Twilight (usually comparing it to many other vampire books, or Harry Potter) or they just get annoyed by the fangirls, but shut up about it.
The most used attack against the book is "VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE" because the author was naive enough to not bother with the research and made the stupid mistake of saying that they do.
The characters in this book are stereotypes:
-Mary-Sue
-Gary-Stu
-the caring mother
-the leader
-the blonde bitch
-the girl who would never pass up an invite to the mall
-the weird, kinda creepy kid
-the strong brute
-the girl pretending to be Mary-Sue's best friend, but really she's just jealous because Mary-Sue ends up with Gary-Stu
The book itself is also one grand cliche, filled with smaller little cliches. I won't list them all because there's already a definition with them, and because it would take a long time.
Fangirl:
OMG!! EdWaRd CuLlEn IS SOOOOO HOT!!! i H8 BELLA SWAN shes a lucky bitch!! TwIlIgHt 4evah! TeAm EdWaRd cos hes soo hAwT!
Harry Potter lover:
Read a real book looser, Twilight sucks.
Other:
Even thought I really couldn't care less about this debate, I find your fighting quite entertaining *laughs*
OMG!! EdWaRd CuLlEn IS SOOOOO HOT!!! i H8 BELLA SWAN shes a lucky bitch!! TwIlIgHt 4evah! TeAm EdWaRd cos hes soo hAwT!
Harry Potter lover:
Read a real book looser, Twilight sucks.
Other:
Even thought I really couldn't care less about this debate, I find your fighting quite entertaining *laughs*
by LLEYA666 November 21, 2009
Get the Twilight mug.A series of books written by Stephanie Meyer that are so bad, so poorly written, so unoriginal and so banal that reading them actually destroys eyesight, and is argued by some contemporary philosophers as proof that God doesn't exist.
Intelligent person #1: Bram Stoker is most likely spinning in his grave because of Twilight.
Intelligent person #2: Yeah, I bet Stephanie Meyer's parents are thinking she should have been a blowjob.
Intelligent person #2: Yeah, I bet Stephanie Meyer's parents are thinking she should have been a blowjob.
by BAMico December 3, 2009
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Then can usually be mistaken by a novel written by Stephenie Meyer that involves a high school girl who falls deeply in love with a beautiful boy who happens to be a vampire.
Then can usually be mistaken by a novel written by Stephenie Meyer that involves a high school girl who falls deeply in love with a beautiful boy who happens to be a vampire.
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Get the Twilight mug.A group of obsessive fans (mainly girls) who know everything there is to know about the books Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, and probably Midnight Sun as well, by Stephenie Meyer. Often in love with one of her characters.
For the midnight release of Breaking Dawn, several hundred Twilighters showed up at Barnes and Noble.
by Renesmee September 28, 2008
Get the Twilighters mug.Possibly the worst book ever written, the writter says she did no research into the vampire mythos and wrote the book with no prior knowledge of vampires. This is a load of bullshit as every adult on the planet knows basic vampire mythos, the writer is just a lazy tard. In the book we have a heroine with no personality, who teaches girls that they can't live without boyfriends. Her boyfriend, Edward, is a vampire who sparkles in the sunlight, rather than dying, and is a "Vegitarian" i.e. a Vampire who doesn't drink human blood. Yet he's dating a human, a constant source of temptation. This is like a recovering crackhead, dating crack. The storyline is full of plotholes so big a semi would fall through them. Fans of Twilight are semi-sentient little retarded tweens and the pedophiles who stalk them.
A final note, the most major plothole in twilight is this. If vampires have no weakness, WHY THE FUCK DON'T THEY RULE THE WORLD IN TWILIGHT?! Cuz seriously, if Dracula didn't have to worry about sunlight, the book would have ended with his victory, not his death.
A final note, the most major plothole in twilight is this. If vampires have no weakness, WHY THE FUCK DON'T THEY RULE THE WORLD IN TWILIGHT?! Cuz seriously, if Dracula didn't have to worry about sunlight, the book would have ended with his victory, not his death.
Twilight sucks. Edward is a fag.
Bella: OMG Edward you sparkle!
Edward: Thats because I'm really a fairy Bella! thats why I sucked off your dad! Now kiss me so you can taste his man butter on my tongue!
Bella: OMG Edward you sparkle!
Edward: Thats because I'm really a fairy Bella! thats why I sucked off your dad! Now kiss me so you can taste his man butter on my tongue!
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Get the Twilight mug.The worst book ever. No plot, no character development, pedophilia, necrophilia.....the list goes on forever. There are millions of rabid fangirls out there just waiting to rip your head off if you say one bad thing about Twilight. Even mention the word "twilight" and they'll be next to you in second. Also, Twilight has somehow made them forget everything they have learned in English class since many of them can no longer spell or use grammar. A typical fangirl also believes that Edward is real and that she will one day marry him. Also, one of the most annoying things is that the"vampires" sparkle. SPARKLE. Seriously? Stephanie "Mormon" Meyer has turned the fearsome vampire into a cuddly vegetarian. Give me a break.
Typical Twilight Fangirls - "omgggg edward is so HAWWWT! how do u, lyk, thnk hes ugly?" "i knoooo any1 who thnks hes ugly must b blind or somethng"
"edward is amazinggggg hes gonna marry me 1 day nd im gonna hve demon babies with him!!!!"
"edward is amazinggggg hes gonna marry me 1 day nd im gonna hve demon babies with him!!!!"
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