Something that excites the youth of today and well, pisses the population of the world who has a decent taste in movies off. Me for example.
Twilight is what ruined vampires for the world by getting them confused with another fictional character; Faeries. Look at the comparison;
Edward:
-Sparkles
-Doesn't drink blood
-Fictional character
-Tries to help humans (Fails miserably)
Faerie:
-Sparkles!
-Doesn't drink blood
-Fictional
-Tries to help humans
Or you could compare Edward to being a cupcake or not, I don't want to ruin cupcakes for the world.
As for Bella, who could create such a dry and useless character who has zero personality but has enough life in her to fawn over a fake vampire; well you have to congratulate the author on that at least.
Not as if the world overlooks that; they do.
Why would the world love Edward anyway when there are much cooler vampires out there that have much more personality, fit and also make you want to watch the movie,
Blade
Dracula
Lestat.
BRAM STOKER WOULD BE ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE!
I suppose twilight may give hope to young writers out there, if this crap can be published, become popular and also get a movie made about it then it gives hope to all the budding writers out there who can't write for toffee but hey write about sparkly vampires and you got a hit!
Twilight is crap people....
Twilight is what ruined vampires for the world by getting them confused with another fictional character; Faeries. Look at the comparison;
Edward:
-Sparkles
-Doesn't drink blood
-Fictional character
-Tries to help humans (Fails miserably)
Faerie:
-Sparkles!
-Doesn't drink blood
-Fictional
-Tries to help humans
Or you could compare Edward to being a cupcake or not, I don't want to ruin cupcakes for the world.
As for Bella, who could create such a dry and useless character who has zero personality but has enough life in her to fawn over a fake vampire; well you have to congratulate the author on that at least.
Not as if the world overlooks that; they do.
Why would the world love Edward anyway when there are much cooler vampires out there that have much more personality, fit and also make you want to watch the movie,
Blade
Dracula
Lestat.
BRAM STOKER WOULD BE ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE!
I suppose twilight may give hope to young writers out there, if this crap can be published, become popular and also get a movie made about it then it gives hope to all the budding writers out there who can't write for toffee but hey write about sparkly vampires and you got a hit!
Twilight is crap people....
Friend 1: Lets go see "Twilight"!
Friend 2: Okay....
Halfway through the movie....
Friend 1: It's so beautiful..
Friend 2: *asleep*
Friend 2: Okay....
Halfway through the movie....
Friend 1: It's so beautiful..
Friend 2: *asleep*
by Miss anonymous ranter March 15, 2010
A series of books written by Stephanie Meyer that are so bad, so poorly written, so unoriginal and so banal that reading them actually destroys eyesight, and is argued by some contemporary philosophers as proof that God doesn't exist.
Intelligent person #1: Bram Stoker is most likely spinning in his grave because of Twilight.
Intelligent person #2: Yeah, I bet Stephanie Meyer's parents are thinking she should have been a blowjob.
Intelligent person #2: Yeah, I bet Stephanie Meyer's parents are thinking she should have been a blowjob.
by BAMico December 04, 2009
A time between dawn and sunrise, and the time between sunset and dusk, usually when the sun is in between the sky and the horizon.
Then can usually be mistaken by a novel written by Stephenie Meyer that involves a high school girl who falls deeply in love with a beautiful boy who happens to be a vampire.
Then can usually be mistaken by a novel written by Stephenie Meyer that involves a high school girl who falls deeply in love with a beautiful boy who happens to be a vampire.
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by Gotta hate Twilight someday March 09, 2009
A group of obsessive fans (mainly girls) who know everything there is to know about the books Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, and probably Midnight Sun as well, by Stephenie Meyer. Often in love with one of her characters.
For the midnight release of Breaking Dawn, several hundred Twilighters showed up at Barnes and Noble.
by Renesmee August 04, 2008
Possibly the worst book ever written, the writter says she did no research into the vampire mythos and wrote the book with no prior knowledge of vampires. This is a load of bullshit as every adult on the planet knows basic vampire mythos, the writer is just a lazy tard. In the book we have a heroine with no personality, who teaches girls that they can't live without boyfriends. Her boyfriend, Edward, is a vampire who sparkles in the sunlight, rather than dying, and is a "Vegitarian" i.e. a Vampire who doesn't drink human blood. Yet he's dating a human, a constant source of temptation. This is like a recovering crackhead, dating crack. The storyline is full of plotholes so big a semi would fall through them. Fans of Twilight are semi-sentient little retarded tweens and the pedophiles who stalk them.
A final note, the most major plothole in twilight is this. If vampires have no weakness, WHY THE FUCK DON'T THEY RULE THE WORLD IN TWILIGHT?! Cuz seriously, if Dracula didn't have to worry about sunlight, the book would have ended with his victory, not his death.
A final note, the most major plothole in twilight is this. If vampires have no weakness, WHY THE FUCK DON'T THEY RULE THE WORLD IN TWILIGHT?! Cuz seriously, if Dracula didn't have to worry about sunlight, the book would have ended with his victory, not his death.
Twilight sucks. Edward is a fag.
Bella: OMG Edward you sparkle!
Edward: Thats because I'm really a fairy Bella! thats why I sucked off your dad! Now kiss me so you can taste his man butter on my tongue!
Bella: OMG Edward you sparkle!
Edward: Thats because I'm really a fairy Bella! thats why I sucked off your dad! Now kiss me so you can taste his man butter on my tongue!
by TheGuyWhoRapedYourMom June 01, 2012
The worst book ever. No plot, no character development, pedophilia, necrophilia.....the list goes on forever. There are millions of rabid fangirls out there just waiting to rip your head off if you say one bad thing about Twilight. Even mention the word "twilight" and they'll be next to you in second. Also, Twilight has somehow made them forget everything they have learned in English class since many of them can no longer spell or use grammar. A typical fangirl also believes that Edward is real and that she will one day marry him. Also, one of the most annoying things is that the"vampires" sparkle. SPARKLE. Seriously? Stephanie "Mormon" Meyer has turned the fearsome vampire into a cuddly vegetarian. Give me a break.
Typical Twilight Fangirls - "omgggg edward is so HAWWWT! how do u, lyk, thnk hes ugly?" "i knoooo any1 who thnks hes ugly must b blind or somethng"
"edward is amazinggggg hes gonna marry me 1 day nd im gonna hve demon babies with him!!!!"
"edward is amazinggggg hes gonna marry me 1 day nd im gonna hve demon babies with him!!!!"
by Casey R. Hunter April 01, 2010