e-tards

kids who act retarded because they have done to many e's. they do ecstacy at raves and their brains get holes in them so they act like idiots. real silly and dumb

1. yo those kids in the park are a bunch of e-tards
2. trevor started going to raves and getting high all the time. he lost his job and steals money. hes a huge e-tard

by little_miss September 30, 2006

House of tards

Word play on the phrase "House of cards". A dwelling where a bunch of extasy addicts live. (e-tards). They sit around and roll on x all day and all night until parkinson's disease kicks in.

Dude, i went over to dwayne johnson's pad. I scored some blue dolphins but i don't like to hang out there. That place is a house of tards.

by Danbridge June 25, 2010

Moo-tard [tardsauce]

A saying that is crossed between a cow and a tard. A really not good comeback.

moo-tard tardsauce
person 1: you're a shit-face!
person 2: Yeah, well you're a moo-tard!

by jojo_my_mojo December 9, 2008

tward

The female version of nard.

To hit someone in the twat. To be twarded.

by Mandie E. November 8, 2008

tardsportation

The act of giving a Melbournian a lift somewhere. Alternate name for the Melbourne transport system.

Melbourne has a third world tardsportation system.

by jacck May 13, 2007

Tardsplaining

This occurs when complete and total idiots try to talk intelligently about a subject they have recently learned about and come off looking even more tarded. Occurs regularly on MSM channels and in libtard circles.

I watched CNN last night and Humpty Dumpth Stelter started tardsplaining the NFL kneeling issue. Sad!

by MyTASCer August 14, 2018

tardstick

n. A stupid person by which all other stupid people are measured

They belived that he was so stupid, they used him as a tardstick to measure autistic children.

by Pinko Jones June 21, 2006