Telementary

Telementary Is When Someone Learns Something Off The TV. Usually When They Are Young And Usually Off One Of Those Freaky Kids Shows On How Help The Environment And How To Read And Write.

John-How Does Your Brother Know How To Read So Well?
Jack-Telementary.
John-ooo

by Doureallywant2know?!?!?!?!? December 11, 2008

Tulumptious

A scandelous and sensual situation!

A tulumptious situation is normally associated with Vegas and drinking too much!

by Marmooth May 26, 2010

tule fart

a repulsive smelling fart in which the smell will not go away. (referring to tule fog which sits on the ground and doesn't go away. )

Dude it's been 20 minutes and your tule fart still smells!

by bridgetmidget33 December 25, 2010

the TFlem

A man or boy who is only interested in sexual encounters with women of the Asian persuasion.

"He pulled the TFlem last night and picked up an Asian hooker. I think her name was Na Na."

by eops October 29, 2009

Telemiscommunication

Having trouble with telecommunication

*Via the phone*
Hey, hows your day been?
Hey, ho- no sorry you first.
What? can't hear you...
Hold on... Anyways. You were saying?
Oh, the delay's quite bad...
Wow, telemiscommunications.

by R530er October 13, 2014

telemarketer

A person with the shittiest job on the planet. Some make decent money, some make nothing, all are annoying as hell. Buy stuff from them so they can afford a happy meal.

I can't make commission because no one likes telemarketers. So quit being a jerk and buy whatever it is I'm selling, then cancel after we hang up.

by yours_truly June 25, 2008

telemundo, baby!

An exclamation of excitement, usually in regards to totally caliente chicks. Also used to describe a feeling of optimism and general well being. See psyched, def. 1. This expression reflects the overall impression of the Telemundo network, colored with images of ravishing, curvacious girls, jovial gamesters, voguing MCs and adrenaline-fueled action. The expression was brought to national attention on ABC's short-lived but entertaining television series Maximum Bob (1998). In one episode Bob Gibbs (portrayed by Beau Bridges) is happy that things are going his way. He is elated, and feeling great. He beams, "Telemundo, baby!" Used in the same vein as the Austin Powers' exclamation: "Yeah, baby!"

Upon seeing the pole dancers slide and flex their bodies in rhythm to the pulsing orgasmic sounds, Ron pulled out a twenty dollar bill, guzzled his beer and yelled "Telemundo, baby!"

by Nick Estes February 14, 2006