dump tickets

1. Toilet paper: More specifically, the fast-food napkins kept in the glovebox of a vehicle to be used for emergencies in lieu of toilet paper.

today at lunch, christian stocked up on a nice stack of dump tickets for the truck, among other supplies while raiding the fixins bar.

by muffler November 9, 2008

Thicket of Pubes

Plethora of hair in pubical region, thus improving pheremoniums to attract female of hobo species. Term Origin: Craig Ferguson pubes thicket

My thicket of pubes is certainly becoming unruly.

by SecretNakedHobo August 31, 2010

orc trickery

1. A blatant lie.
2. Something that sounds unlikely.

"Hey, I just found $50 under the couch!" "That sounds like orc trickery to me."

by DonIncognito May 10, 2004

sellin tickets

When someone tells you they will do something, but end up not doing it. Also known as "front row tickets" or "front row boys."

"Did Julie ever come through last night?"
"No, she was sellin tickets"

"You promise you're gonna come with me tomorrow?"
"Yea, for sure."
"Alright, don't be sellin me no tickets."

by Nic1708 October 27, 2007

Dick Thicket

A "Dick Thicket" is hair found in the frontal genital area of a man's crotchal region.

After a nice trim, Jimmy used a comb to "fluff" his pubes into a neat and pillowy dick thicket

by Mastasy22 February 22, 2011

Crackhead Trinket

The various random items that only crackheads and people from Florida would ever think of carrying around

My brother always has some sort of crackhead trinket

by Owen Wilson’s wow July 26, 2019

the golden ticket

1) A Trojan Magnum condom, since the color of the wrapper is gold.
2)Refers to the fact that a man's penis is wider than average; therefore, needing a condom with more room.

"Hey, how did it go last night with your boyfriend?"

"Amazing! He's got the Golden Ticket."

by Ashley aka Bunny October 8, 2006