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miss tree

Miss Tree, is what you you search all your life for Answer To. She will confound you ,make you feel like an idiot ,Amaze & confuse you.Most of all she will make you learn what is important & to listen carefully so as to not make a complete fool of yourself
. She is the greatest Miss Tree you will ever find ,Make sure you don't screw it up.
Person 1.I finally found my Miss Tree, I hope I don't behave like an idiot and lose her.
by anonymous October 21, 2020
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out of ones tree

I was out of my tree last night!
<name> is out of his fucking tree!
by ^MisterJingo^ December 18, 2003
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tree sluts

This is the name for people that love all trees. They are people who are overwhelmingly attracted to trees and climb into their crotches every chance they get. Also skiers and snowboarders who can't stay out of the trees, and opt for a tree run every chance they get. Also Arborists who spend all waking hours climbing in and thinking about trees.
Ex. Have you heard of the company "We Love Trees"? Yeah, they a bunch of "tree sluts".

Ex. Where did Jane and Billy go I haven't seen them on the slopes? Those two are a couple of "tree sluts" they've been skiing in the trees all day.

Ex. What are Arborists? They are basically "tree sluts"
by TreePimp January 5, 2023
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Dick tree

Best. Jeopardy!. Moment. Ever.
by jln October 12, 2017
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Commonly used phrase referencing the degree to which an individual is considered unattractive. Possibly a regional colloquialism used in the Oklahoma area.
Billy Bob: "Geez! That woman with the balding patte, bulbous nose, black front teeth, and tattoo of 'I Like It Rough,' sure is ugly!"

Billy Roy: "She sure has a flabby gut, and that backside ain't too perty neither!"

Billy Billy: "Boys, that there gal Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down!"
by THE REAL JULIA June 21, 2006
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Treebreaker

A large, ugly, or unsatisfying woman, that falls greatly below all of your standards. A woman that breaks the supports of the beds.
ME: Jerry is hanging out with that tree breaker over there.
SAGE: He and his bed will regret that treebreaker in the morning

(Your friend looking at a large obese woman)

FRIEND: She is a large treebreakin' son of a bitch
by Slappinthebass July 19, 2011
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tree felling fart

A type of fart that when emitted, sounds like the distant creaking of a tree after it has been carefully cut and is in the process of slowly falling.
I was in the kitchen as I heard what I thought was a tree falling outdoors but then I realized it was a tree felling fart and it was coming from my husband who was standing right beside me!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2021
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