by belfastbomber February 3, 2010
Get the Boston Torpedo mug.Type of weaponry called a transphasic torpedo from star trek, it is very effective against many hostile ships. Except it happens to be transphobic and is a pedophile
Incoming Transphobic Torpedophiles!
by Suoerfish July 23, 2017
Get the Transphobic Torpedophile mug.A torpedo shaped poop with a smooth body and low drag that plunges into a toilet with such propulsion that it disappears into the darkness of the deep waters, often out of the assailant's sight. This leaves the person with the feeling of essentially a phantom excrement.
-"Bro, I totally took a wicked dump, but when I looked into the toilet to evaluate my masterpiece, there was nothing there!"
-"That must've been one deadly torpoodo"
-"That must've been one deadly torpoodo"
by wesk8 January 9, 2015
Get the Torpoodo mug.Expression derives from the concept of "Tits Out Tuesday" which is an Australian tradition in many office enviroments where the women try to out do each other by wearing blouses whose primary design function is to display as much cleavage as humanly possible whilst maintaning some pretense of an attempt to adhere to their office's Code of Conduct policies.
'Holy fuck! Check that out... it must be Tuesday!"
"I'm going shopping for some Tuesday Tops today... do you wanna come?'
"I'm going shopping for some Tuesday Tops today... do you wanna come?'
by borysSNORC™ May 21, 2009
Get the Tuesday Tops mug.The act of spitting in ones ass and the receiver of the ass spitting torpedoing the spit back into the spitters mouth.
by Bigdaddy3nuts July 22, 2021
Get the Whirling Torpedo mug.Fred: "JOHN,YOU BUTHOLE, YOU LEFT PISS STAINS ALL OVER THE TOILET!"
John: "Sorry Fred, I was draining the torpedo and I misfired."
John: "Sorry Fred, I was draining the torpedo and I misfired."
by GrandPoop October 23, 2010
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by Anonymous August 20, 2003
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