Torin

Generally considered the ultimate force of everything forever. Cures AIDS victims with a swish of his flighty tail, and spends every other Tuesday fighting evil by flexing in the mirror. Has a large penis.

Val: Oh noes Torin, you have beaten me agen!

Torin: CONNECT 4, BITCH!

by LemonLye October 20, 2008

Gran Torino

1. Anything to do with Clint Eastwood

2. An activity that would be approved by Clint Eastwood

3. Quite possibly the most badass movie ever to grace the earth (due to Clint Eastwood)

4. A wicked sick car

1. Good, the Bad, and the Ugly was fucking Gran Torino

2. Person1: Hey we're gonna go shoot some indians. You want in?
Person2: Sounds pretty Gran Torino to me

3. "GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN" (said in Clint Eastwood's scratchy yet endlessly badass voice)

4. Dammmmmmn check out that dude's Gran Torino

by Saucy n00b December 24, 2008

Cock Tornado

A Giant Swig of Vodka followed by a Shot of Lemon Juice then chased with an Oreo

Did you see how fucked up Joey got from all those Cock Tornadoes last night?

by HalfDrankNattyLight February 9, 2019

toria

a person who is loving and will do anything to make sure you come first instead of herself. who is a great mom or any friend you can ever meet

p1- man toria is the nicest person i ever knew
p2- yea she is like the bestest friend anyone could ever have knowing she cares about the more than herself!
p1 & p2- shes sooooo awesome!

by soda girl 2010 March 27, 2010

Torin Washington

THE MOST kick ass person ive EVER MET. My best freind and creeper buddy. Known for 6 years and funny as hell. Has the most contagious laugh and how would i know if your penis is big.....

TORIN WASHINGTON ILYLAFFLM!

by ShiruBlackCat August 6, 2011

trailerpark tornado

a mixed drink made with jack daniels and pabst blue ribbon beer. first, you open the PBR and drink about 1/3 of it. next you fill that 1/3 back up with jack daniels. then you plug the opening of the can and shake the drink and shotgun. its difficult at first but it fucks you up white trash style.

that party was boring till me and jethro made us some trailerpark tornados.

by squidge June 17, 2006

Torin

Literally your one true love. He knows how to cheer you up and will be your best friend through everything

Girl: Hey have you seen Torin?
Guy: Yeah, but don't try to date him. His girlfriend will murder you

by milkiicxffee April 22, 2019