Today years old

Phrase used by those who got by in school with C's and refuse to properly refer to how old they are/were.

I was today years old when I found out that the straw holes in Capri Suns are also the dot on the i, why didn't school teach me this????????

by Ani_Mike June 2, 2019

I pooped today

This means that you had excriment leave your anus.

I just sat on the toilet and I pooped today. I also Tweeted about it.

by Smitty134 May 5, 2011

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

"I'd like you to lend me some money"

Etymology is from the cartoon "Popeye", where the character Wimpy would frequently utter this phrase. He was a glutton, and would consume burgers at a ferocious rate but could rarely pay for his habit.

The phrase implies the underlying feeling that the person will unlikely actually pay for the hamburger (or whatever) on Tuesday (or ever, for that matter.

I told my bank that I'd gladly 'pay them tuesday for a hamburger today' to buy that new sportscar, but they wouldn't approve me.

by Don Engel May 17, 2004

torbay

to torbay sum1 is to get a stick of butter and gently massage their nipples, whilst pouring salt water in their cunt or ass and wishing them a "safe journey" or shouting like basil faulty.

will u torbay me?
sure.
go on then.
*gently massages her nipples with stick of butter whilst doing basil faulty impression and pouring salt water into her cunt*
gee whiz, thanks!

by Philly the willy February 23, 2005

not today

when you can be bothered with foolishness because your not in the mood .....

*your eating food

person one:u fat pig

you: NOT TODAY!! eric

by shot that.. March 12, 2020

torana

An awsome motor car released in the 60's by GHM. also known as Torrie, it was the first australian car to give the buyer a choice of 4, 6 or eight cylinders (a total of 8 engines).

The prefix of the model numbers are "L" eg. LH, LX, LJ, LC... etc...
This refers to the "light" nature of the car.

go to the next aussie muscle car show and check out the "torrie" scene

by MAGSSSS August 13, 2003

Torah

The word "Torah" in Hebrew literally means "to throw, direct, or teach." While commonly translated as "Law," that is not entirely accurate and holds a negative connotation. When Jews speak of the Torah it is generally understood that they speak of the books of Moshe (Moses), the first five books of the Bible. There are others that believe all Scripture to be Torah, as it is God's direction for us.

In the Torah we are directed to first love God above all, but also to love our neighbor as ourself.

by FrostedTornFlake October 16, 2005