muffin topping

when a girls random hip fat hangs off over the top of her jeans in an unnapealing manner.

"those grade nines are all muffin topping like theres no tomorrow, poor things"

by victo September 23, 2005

topczewski

A polish-danish(Poles in denmark) slang for Shit

You fucking Topczewski

by Luveha October 27, 2015

Toppo

Very easy to tell a toppo from crowd because the prominent characteristics include black color, medium height, no goal in life, serial masturbator, basically a complete failure.

It's no wonder his wife left him; he has been a closeted toppo.

by chanzerre February 3, 2022

Rocking Horse Topper

(1) Andy Parker; (2) the opposite of a power bottom.

E.G. : a gay man (usually an andy) that rocks on top of a dick instead of taking it like a lady.

I rode my roommate Joe so hard last night he made me look like a rocking horse topper...

by J B B J October 27, 2011

Toppage

Used to measure the size of a penis especially when giving a fellatio. One's penis must TOP the palm of the hand when gripping the penis at the base.

Man, that boy had NO toppage....it was as small as a Vienna sausage.

by AmyB January 30, 2006

Toppie

Dutch slang for 'Grand' also abbreviated as 'Top!'

Everything is toppie over here! All is top!

by gridhawk October 17, 2012

pillow topping

When a man thrusts his penis between a woman's large, soft butt-cheeks, eventually ejaculating on he back. Similar to titty-fucking, but with the butt-cheeks. No penetration, just a jack off with the cheeks.

I got up behind her and totally pillow topped that bitch. I was pillow topping her again and again, then blew my wad right up her back.

by jediracer July 8, 2010