Penis Topper

A good looking sexual partner that sits atop ones penis to spice it up a bit. Similar to grade school pencil toppers.

Damn man, I ran into my old penis topper the other week. I don't know why I threw that one away.

by Grover114 October 12, 2011

Topper

Noun. The last toke you take before you stop smoking weed because you are as high as you want to be.

"No thanks man, that last one was my topper."

"No dude, I topped out already."

"I had to pick up the phone just as I was exhaling my topper! I hate talking to people when I'm high; it was like, "I know I'm talking too much, but I don't know what I can leave out of what I'm saying!"

by Thomas Shane January 8, 2010

topper

A poo that is so large in the toilet it breaks the top of the water surface.

Friend: Man you were in the bathroom forever.

Me: Oh yeah man I had to take a topper.

by randomreboot26 November 17, 2011

Topper

A female who specifically is skilled at most and/or all sexual positions in which she is on top of her significant other.

My girlgriend gives great head, but i wish she was a topper.

I love to hit it from the back, but that's a lot of work, that is why sometimes I prefer a topper.

by Neon Deon February 23, 2014

tree topper

a backstabbing girl who just asked her friends ex-boy out, within the hour they broke up.

oh my god she is such a tree topper

by lipglosslover+Mrs.Petty June 19, 2006

Toppersplaining

the explanation of something by one of the class toppers, typically to a backbencher or a failing classmate, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

I'm listening to a guy toppersplaining economics to one of his classmates

by thenaminator777 January 7, 2021

TopperGO!

~A brilliant sex machine; A "bang" factory.

The boy i met last night turned out to be a TopperGO!.

by Gizmo(the cat) dragon slayer April 29, 2011