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Tooteres

“Yo bro I’m having a pool party this week you wanna come ?” “You got the tooteres (or tooties) ?” “Hell yea I got the bitches bro”
by Diamond_09 November 18, 2023
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If you enjoy ass play but still want to bang your lady at the same time, Tooter in the cooter is the perfect mash-up. This eccentric act is complex to perform, but exciting and rewarding when done right. A large dildo is inserted into the mans ass with little to no lube (depth will vary on the amount of anal meat he wants to present) and then aggressively rips it out of his ass. This will cause anal prolaspe, or pink socking for the non-nedical types.

The man then pushes his ass meat into the pussy like it was his dick and bangs away. As an added twist he can jerk off at the same time which heightens the experience for both partners.
At the Pruden poker party Will brought up the new sex position he had tried a couple of weeks ago with the crackwhore down the street. Immediately after Bryan and Amy felt inspired to try the tooter in the cooter.
by Go Balls Deep1 December 2, 2023
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A tooter is usually a cut straw or pen that is used to smoke blues or fetty with.

You can also use it to snort your shit.

Nowadays they have reusable straws that are either metal, glass or plastic which makes for a great life long tooter; it builds up resin and when you have nothing you can scrape it out. If it’s a metal one you can roll it around a flame and hit the resin rather than scraping.
I can’t find my tooter anywhere! Fuck!! I had so much resin in that thing I need to find it!
by Eyeswallow September 19, 2023
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A cute term for an anus.
Oh man - my tooter is sore from farting so hard!
by joe995 October 2, 2023
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What Matthew gets for his son to help him with his homework.
Riddick has a tooter for his spelling homework.
by I make a funny August 25, 2020
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An empty pen tube, or straw used to smoke heroin, blues, Fetty and other substances off of foil.
Jay: Yo I got a lighter and foil but I need a tooter..
Sarah: I got a pen u could use...
by Fenty_wap206 June 15, 2022
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Tooter(s) A Vape Pen Specifically For Cannabis Use-

The term was coined in the first quarter of the 2020 Covid -19 Pandemic when groups of people had to hide from plain sight to experience social interaction. Tooterz Blue Collar Cannabis supplied friends and family with safe place to connect while they were locked down by the tyrannical government taking over the once free nation of Canada
On your way home can you stop and pick me up a tooter
by Tooterz June 18, 2022
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