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Pooter Tooter

The female fart that, while sitting, begins at the poop shoot and travels along the yellow brick road in bubble-like form to the front butt and makes the perpetrator go "weew" as the bubble squeaks out with a clap.
Girl: Hey Sam...guess what I just did

Boy: Hey Beth I hope its not a pooter tooter ...cause thatd be gross.

Girl: Yeah...that is it.
by The beaver leaver November 13, 2011
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Tooter

A disposable vape such as an elf bar or elux bar
pass the tooter i need some nicotine
by tyreese higgings February 27, 2023
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tooter

slang word, used in secondary school, for a vape.
usually used so not to attract the attention of teachers.
can also be referred to as toot for short.
can be used as a verb "oi dyu wana go for a quick toot behind the bike shed" yk
person1: oi does anyone have a tooter
person2: yeh here yar mate
by ricky pee pee January 31, 2023
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pingus tooter

A particularly “sticky-out” womans fanny , pouting out so distinctly, that it resembles comedy cartoon penguin Pingus tooting beak .
Holy shit ! The vaj on her was sticking out like Pingus Tooter
by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023
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Tooteres

“Yo bro I’m having a pool party this week you wanna come ?” “You got the tooteres (or tooties) ?” “Hell yea I got the bitches bro”
by Diamond_09 November 18, 2023
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tooter in the cooter

If you enjoy ass play but still want to bang your lady at the same time, Tooter in the cooter is the perfect mash-up. This eccentric act is complex to perform, but exciting and rewarding when done right. A large dildo is inserted into the mans ass with little to no lube (depth will vary on the amount of anal meat he wants to present) and then aggressively rips it out of his ass. This will cause anal prolaspe, or pink socking for the non-nedical types.

The man then pushes his ass meat into the pussy like it was his dick and bangs away. As an added twist he can jerk off at the same time which heightens the experience for both partners.
At the Pruden poker party Will brought up the new sex position he had tried a couple of weeks ago with the crackwhore down the street. Immediately after Bryan and Amy felt inspired to try the tooter in the cooter.
by Go Balls Deep1 December 2, 2023
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Tooter

A tooter is usually a cut straw or pen that is used to smoke blues or fetty with.

You can also use it to snort your shit.

Nowadays they have reusable straws that are either metal, glass or plastic which makes for a great life long tooter; it builds up resin and when you have nothing you can scrape it out. If it’s a metal one you can roll it around a flame and hit the resin rather than scraping.
I can’t find my tooter anywhere! Fuck!! I had so much resin in that thing I need to find it!
by Eyeswallow September 19, 2023
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