Two-Toned

verb
1. Black and blue, getting swiftly knocked in the face, being left with visible mark(s).

2. Getting hit and marked as fast as a printer types a single letter.

3. Getting punched for something (that wasn't necessarily that serious) but the mother fucker keeps running their mouth too much. A quick way to shut up that noise.

4. Shutting up someone that says something offensive, commonly known as a spit fire.

"You need to stop coming at me all crazy, you're about to get two toned. I don't have time for that nonsense."

"She got two toned, her face looks purple after one damn punch! Haha, bitch couldn't shut up on that disrespectful shit."

I heard he got two-toned, hit him quickly...thank god it stopped that argument!

by XianStarr October 7, 2016

Tonked

To gain a headshot in CSS, the sound made is similar to the worked "Tonked"

He just tonked me in the face

by Lee G July 23, 2005

Toned

To be: made love to, fucked, or screwed. This pertains to the literal sense as well as the proverbial sense.

Oh man...I was really drunk last night and these two guys double-toned me.

Dude, I got toned by the physics exam today.

by xAfricanx October 27, 2006

tonked

well u see it when ur sittin in the back of the bus and it hits a bump and u fly off the seat

jimmy got tonked on the bus

by Top September 18, 2005

Tonedeaf

Someone who is so unmusical that they do not hear notes correctly, some of these people might think mainstream music is unironically good.

Steven: Hey i like this song!
James: you absolute cuck, are you tonedeaf despacito is NOT good

by Serriera June 3, 2018

naturally-toned

Fat

"I'm not pudgy/overweight/obese/jabba -- I'm 'naturally-toned'"

by GrumpyDoc November 27, 2011

Toned out

Usually a body that is in no way flabby, not neccessarily built, but certainly not skinny or fat

The training for taekwondo makes your body so toned out

by Herdies March 22, 2009