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Tomb Raider

A girl who’s always at a dude’s house but leaves in the end.
Aye, Yo Marco, Beth is a Tomb Raider.
by Yabae08 September 6, 2019
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Tomb Raider

When a Lara Croft (singular lady) has an eye for the much, much (ancient) older man with a view to find the "Big O" (Occident) or the monies. Pleasure is an artefact in this world and must be archaeologically sourced or adventured for via booby traps. A gold digger for the right reasons!
"She's gorgeous! What's she doing with that fossil?"

"He knows his shit about continuo dude! It's not abour the money... she's a Tomb Raider bro"
by BassDaddee October 28, 2022
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Paying respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier

When you have to relieve yourself of your blue balls (the Unblown soldier) by busting a nut. Or just beating off in general.
“Man Amanda was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier via burial at sea.”
by anonymous April 14, 2022
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