toilet enema

When you are shitting and the water splashes right back into the ole butthole before it closes back up.

Who needs a beday? I just had a toilet enema today.

by bobby col. June 29, 2008

toilet chili

toilet full of diarrhea

When I entered the stall, I was greeted with a messy bowl of toilet chili that Jimmy had left behind.

by Ls3 March 28, 2008

Tise

Tise has an amazing sense of humor, She's very pretty,smiles all the time and will always have your back. She'll kill someone if you tell her to. She is very loyal and can keep even the biggest secrets. She's like a therapist sometimes. Tise is a very loveable girl. She loves to have a good time and is always ready to party! To many people, Tise seems weird but that's just what she is at times. She's really sweet, nice and is such a badass. be careful what you say to her she'll slap you! Its very hard for her to cry but when Tise cries, she REALLY cries! It may seem like nothing bad or sad is going on in her life because of her personality but there truly is ALOT going on. She'll never tell unless you ask. Tise is a daddy's girl. Her mom is like her hero. Any guy would be lucky to have her and any girl would be lucky to be her friend. She's someone you'd want to be with for the rest of your life. She's always there for you and will always be your best friend. Even though you stop being her friend she will never stop being yours.

Pronounced Tee Shay

I wish I had a Tise in my life.

by MylifeasMs.Bayne July 17, 2019

toilet axe

another name for a toilet plunger

The turd i shit in the toilet wouldn't go down after three flushes, so i grabbed the Toilet Axe and chopped it into smaller more flushable chunks.

by the lumber jacker baby March 20, 2006

Toilet Ring

The deposition of shit, piss, vomit, blood, and other nasty fluids that go into a toilet that sits at the water level.

The most difficult fucking thing to clean ever.

I nearly vomited when i went to my friend's house and saw the toilet ring in his bathroom.

by Pablo Gonzalez Gomez Lopez September 15, 2013

Toilet Duck

When you produce a short, but loud fart while sitting on a toilet that sounds like an angry duck (in part by the toilet bowl amplifying the sound).

"I could hear Jim's toilet duck from outside of the bathroom."

by mariomixedup February 20, 2017

Toilet Plume

A phenomenon caused when the toilet is flushed after a massive shit. The flush creates a plume of bits of fecal matter that blast into the air in an aerosol form. These fine, invisible traces of fecal matter plume outwards and land on surrounding surfaces like handles, toilet rim, etc. In a full house, busy bathroom , the flushing plumes can also disburse fecal bits into the eyes, nose and mouth.

That was one busy shithouse in there braaaaahhh. Every stall was full and asses were exploding. Yea broooohhh. Think of the toilet plumes and how much fecal matter your just took in.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017