When a woman refuses sexual intercourse with a male for any reason such as crusty penis or she is a lesbian.
Woman 1: did you have sex with marvin last night.
Woman 2: No his penis was all crusty.
Woman 1: Eww, so you successfully dodged his Toffee
Woman 2: Yeah im a proffessional toffee dodger to the MAX
Woman 2: No his penis was all crusty.
Woman 1: Eww, so you successfully dodged his Toffee
Woman 2: Yeah im a proffessional toffee dodger to the MAX
by jimmythehat1234 June 14, 2011
Get the Toffee dodgermug. when you theres feces in anal canal and you push it up. and when you ejaculate inside the canal the 'toffee butter' comes out
by vinvandope November 27, 2017
Get the toffee buttermug. by PartyBoyChris May 27, 2009
Get the melted toffee sundaemug. An act wherein a distinguished gentleman inserts a solitary ball into any anus available to him so that upon removable, the ball looks like it is covered in toffee. This is improved vastly by the owner of the anus reciprocal should he or she eat only toffee for a week.
Supped he verily upon that most marvellous of treats, the Somerset Toffee Apple, whilst looking over his blossoming orchard that was being gently fingered by the divine rays of a retiring Helios. - Dante
by 535 January 10, 2012
Get the Somerset Toffee Applemug. by CodeMunkie March 23, 2009
Get the Sticky Toffee Puddingmug. John: "Hey Fred, how did the date go last night?"
Fred: "It went Great! It finished with a sticky toffee bumming!"
Fred: "It went Great! It finished with a sticky toffee bumming!"
by ChocolateBlorange December 2, 2020
Get the Sticky Toffee Bummingmug. by dAnarky April 17, 2003
Get the toffee nosed twatmug.