Peepee Teepee

A sheet, blanket or towel used as a pop up device for a 12 year old boy and his thoughts.

Aka jack shack.

My mom walked in as I was using her towel to create my Peepee Teepee.

by Snowwhite45 February 25, 2020

Lunch meat toupee

When a man puts his head between a woman's legs, but doesn't perform cunnilingus.

"I was so drunk last night, I tripped and fell head first into some chick's crotch. She totally gave me a lunch meat toupee!"

by FERNtastic November 2, 2014

TeePee

When a person gets two dicks in the same hole which makes the two dicks form a teepee as they rub together.

Guy#1 "Man we TeePee'd her hard last night!"
Guy#2 "Yeah, I think I got a burn..."

by Erik January 30, 2005

Teepeeing

The act of one person, whilst in a public place, digitally penetrating another’s anus without consent. Often performed by a female onto a male victim.

Male 1: “Oh my god that lady with the fringe just stuck her finger up my ass!”

Male 2: “Holy fuck you just got a teepeeing?”

Male 1: “I feel so ashamed.”

by Chicken Supreme July 23, 2018

teepee scene

Not wanting to stand up in class (or public), for fear of exposing that you have a super hard errection underneath your pants/shorts/sweats. See pitch-a-tent.

Joe remained sitting at his desk.

Bob says, "C'mon lets go already"

Joe replys "Man, if I stand up right now it will be a total Teepee Scene."

by d'carls January 2, 2009

Torpeeno

The abbreviated word for torpedo penis
A rocketing penis, usually very large and somewhat threatening.

Erika: "HOLY FREAKING SPIKOLE BATMAN ON WHEELS THAT IS A HUGE TORPEENO I AM SO THREATENED."
Matt: "Girl you don't have the choice take all of that torpeeno"
Erika: "Fine"

by Erikaoo12 January 25, 2009

Teepee Tits

When a female bends over and the cleavage of her boobs are spread in the shape that forms a teepee.

The boobs are so spread appart that it creates such an illusion.

Opps dropped my shot glass, but oh no im wearing a bathing suit, fuck ill have teepee tits yo.

by poposonmytail August 18, 2010