Tuna Toaster

when a man wraps his erect penis is a warm towel (between 98 and 103 degrees F), warms for approximately 3 minutes, unwraps and inserts into vagina. This action results in a perfectly toasted tuna.

"Hey honey, my vagina is really cold. Could you give me the tuna toaster?"

"Oochie in my coochie! I just got tuna toasted!!"

by Beanandbear December 15, 2011

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Japanese toaster

Pocket pussy

A Japanese toaster you can fuck

by Hot mama 79 October 15, 2017

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A Random Toaster

A huge dumbass who is my friend lmao

Hey that guy is a random toaster

by Terminator_Games August 20, 2019

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Tobias sune Andersen is the definition of a used tampon dipped in rabbit blood. He is a hypocrite and lies about being an elite swimmer when he’s scared of water. He likes Scooby snacks and his secret identity is big chungus. He usually waits outside the pre k for his girlfriend of 5 years.

RUN ITS TOBIAS THE TOASTER

by Tobias sune Andersen’s friend December 10, 2020

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Toaster Strudeled

When a male ejaculates onto his partner, giving her the appearance of being freshly iced like a toaster strudel. Then begins to talk about feeling so that the female remains trapped there like prey.

Nina: Yeah, he totally toaster strudeled me last night and I had to friendzone him and couldn’t leave.

by Strudel Lover 69 January 23, 2019

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recorded with a toaster

A funny quote found on youtube on some very low quality videos. Destinated to be hated in a few years since now everyone is spoiling it on every fucking video as 90% of people in the world have no creativity

*Clicks on dat face soldier video*
Top comment #1: recorded with a potato
Top comment #2: recorded with a toaster

by XxLorDxX October 23, 2011

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toasterphobia

Toasterphobia is the dreaded fear of sticking a fork into a toaster even after it's been unplugged....because sometimes the toaster remembers!

Mike: "Because of my severe toasterphobia, I have continuous nightmares about being chased by a giant toaster and a giant fork wearing running shoes!"

Art: "Dude, you're f**king wacked!!"

by Carl J. Maltese April 21, 2007

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