toasty

Someone who’s both hot (physically attractive) and has an attractive personality

That lady is so toasty.

You know, you’re toasty…

toasty by AAMysteryAA January 30, 2026

Toasty! 

A phrase delivered by the legendary Dan Forden who appears in the Mortal Kombat games to let you know you just got/are getting your ass clapped by your opponent. This first appeared in Mortal Kombat II as an occasional Easter Egg whenever someone delivered an uppercut or is killed by Scorpion's "Toasty!" fatality; this is also the key to triggering the hidden Smoke fight by pushing Down and Start on the Portal stage when Dan says "Toasty!"

Player 1 jumps forward towards Player 2, who swiftly responds with a well-timed uppercut, prompting Dan Forden to come up and say "Toasty!"

Player 1: "Damn, Dan!"

Toasty! by Greenknight9000 November 29, 2022

toasty burrito 

when you can't get up for class in the morning. some people refer to this as their "spirit animal"

Mimi: Jade, you look like a such a toasty burrito right now, all wrapped up in your blankets.

Jade: ugh you're right. I can't get up!

toasty burrito by toastyburrito March 7, 2016

Toasty Noggin 

A sexual innuendo that has no definite meaning.

(as a babe walks past)

"Oh yeah, I wish she'd give me a toasty noggin."

Toasty Noggin by aaul00 May 10, 2009

toasty thursday ©️™️ 

not to be confused with the slightly less valid toasty tuesday. toasty thursday occurs every thursday and it’s when sweet tato and the papas get together to smoke and perform weed shenanigans. anyone is welcome to join the toasty family.

person: toasty at your place?
2nd person: yea man, it’s toasty thursday ©️™️

toasty thursday ©️™️ by toasty thursday November 22, 2022

Toasty Gooch 

A temporary condition usually obtained when ones genitals and gooch (the area which attaches the ballsack to the asshole) are doused in extreme heat or boiling liquids.

During the wacky Mack session the boiling water in the water maker over-flowed onto his gooch causing an extremely rare case of toasty gooch.

Toasty Gooch by dsoffer July 24, 2014

toasty-torpedo

1. Sexual act where the male sticks his penis into a container of hot sauce and proceeds to have anal intercourse with his partner.

2. A sandwich from Quiznos.

Johnson was feeling freaky and gave his wife a toasty-torpedo last night. Now they both are taking milk baths.

toasty-torpedo by neckwig April 3, 2009