humpertink tink

What am i supposed to do with that Humpertink tink??
DANG girl you remember that guy i was seein he had a humpertink tink
by TheMIXS' January 12, 2023
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Stink Tink

–noun,
an intestinal disorder characterized by extreme liquid diarrhea, AKA bubble guts, shart shooting, ass splashing
Pete spent the night huffing down 4 baskets of atomic hotwings and a case of Keystone Light. Pete is now suffering from the morning stink tinks.
by Pete Twinkle March 22, 2011
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$tink Tank

A formerly successful company, founded on forward-thinking methods during the Dotcom boon, now running into the ground due to uncreative, boring middle-management business types who chase their tails in search of profits. In other words, the opposite of a think tank.
"This game company used to be great place to work: we had a big open work area where we brainstormed, tested out what we were working on and had Margarita Thursdays. Then the new boss (she used to manage a call center) put up a wall in the center of the room and told us we aren't allowed to play video games during company time. We used to make money, now we just stress about meeting internal goals; We went from think tank to $tink tank.”
by Dizz Markie April 29, 2010
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pickled tink

A <spoonerism> for the phrase "tickled pink"

Usually this happens by accident, particularly if you're speaking fast.
Shirley was so excited at the birth of her baby she told her husband she was pickled tink instead of tickled pink.
by lj76 June 9, 2009
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Tink

To get extremely emotional and accuse a person of abandonment.
Person #1: I told her I had to go home and she Tinked out on me. She just kept crying and saying I didn't care.
Person#2: Dude, that blows.
by IsolatedMary March 8, 2009
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Jasmine Tink

A breast measurment; very large.
Guy: 'Dude! Look at her boobs! They're totally Jasmine Tink'
by newguy3456789 October 21, 2012
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tinked up

When an individual or group reach a level of ignorant littness.
Me and the girls driving the Dusse Boat tonight. We gone be tinked up at the function.
by $moneyRaerae July 23, 2019
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