9 timer

A silly stupid female who has engaged in sexual acts a minimum of 9 times within 1 business day.

The bitch is a fucking 9 timer , what a whore...

by Puppymonkeybaby12 August 3, 2016

reverse turkey timer

When you stick your finger up her ass and she pushes it out she's not ready. But if she let's it go in she's ready to go

I put my finger up her ass and she let it slide. Reverse turkey timer

by Twooclocktom December 13, 2017

one timer

The porn you try first with high or low expectation, and you nut instantly. That porn becomes a one timer on your mind a nut worthy piece of work that will never disappoint.

OH boy, that was a one timer.

by redem January 24, 2020

Two-timer

When you make love once then go to sleep; wake up in the middle of the night and have to do it again!

"Again?!? Brandon, you're such a two-timer!"

"That first time was incredible, let's make this a two-timer!"

"My, what stamina you have, you must be a two-timer!"

by Rach4GA May 29, 2017

part timer

1. one who shows up infrequently 2. Tony

Tony is a part timer

by kendrewphil July 26, 2003

Two-Timer Bowl

A bowl for a water pipe in which the draw is so violent that it requires two efforts to clear.

Yea man, last night i was hammered, that was definitely a two-timer bowl.

by Keisman18 November 11, 2010

Old timer

When you are in the shower and you let your hand get wrinkly from the water, so it looks like an old person's hand, before you start masturbating.

He's been in the shower for almost half an hour now! He must be giving himself an old timer.

by Waldoski November 28, 2007