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ticker g

look at that ticker g, bet you errday he's hustlin'
by teeheehee3292380932832 July 24, 2011
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tiskers

long delicate hair around the nipples or the areola when explored up-close resemble whiskers on a pussy cat
As I suck on her tits nipples I have to pause for a sneeze with the interruption from tiskers in my nose.
by Matthew Bronfman April 9, 2013
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Ticketstubbing

The act of placing your ticket stub from the movies in a random location.
"I just got back from the movies, wanna go ticketstubbing?"

"Yeah, where should we put the stubs?"
"How about the security guards golf cart?"
"Yeah, let's do it!"
(Walk next to golf cart, place ticket stub in cart and walk away)

"Ticketstubbed bitch!"
by CDarko May 2, 2013
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Ticketshyster

Another word for ticketmaster.

A monopoly grip on event ticket sales.
That guy: "You get your tickets for Tay Tay yet?"

You: "Yup, but paid over 3 times face value because of ticketshyster fees and shit..."
by ChiefSlapaJoe November 29, 2022
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Pickle Ticker

The phrase “Pickle Ticker” is a reference to two things. “Pickle” references a penis, and “Ticker” represents a ticking time bomb. So with that in mind, it basically means that your penis is a ticking time bomb. It happens while having intercourse or while masturbating, and it is when you get to the point of ejaculation. Pickle Ticker represents the fact that you are about to ejaculate, and that your penis is in fact a ticking time bomb.
Guy: Oh shit babe, PICKLE TICKER!!!!
Girl: OMG PULL IT OUT!! REMEMBER, IM NOT ON THE PILL!
by dank_for_u December 6, 2018
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Catching Tickets

You like drama and want to argue or you want to be entertained by instigating another person.
John: BLM is not a justified movement

Tommy: That's cap
John: nah youre just Catching Tickets

Or

Terry told me I have a lumpy butt and nobody will love me but I think she is just Catching Tickets.
by Catching Tickets September 17, 2020
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Cum tickets

used to wipe cum or semen off your genitalia
I used my cum tickets after I jacked off.
by Lit1997 February 26, 2021
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