Thundergoon

To masturbate so hard to something, that it sounds as if your cock is producing thunder

Yesterday I got caught thundergooning because my weener is so loud.

by Atlas198387 April 3, 2025

Thundergooning

Gooning so unbelievably fast, it breaks the sound barrier and makes a sound akin to thunder. Used as tech in high-level Jerkmate Ranked matches, but not recommended for beginners as it could obliterate an untrained schlong.

Commentator 1: Big lead from Henry as he starts Thundergooning, could this be the match winner?
Commentator 2: What the fuck how is that possible

by try finger but hole April 18, 2025

Thunderbolt

to brutally throw/clobber ice cream at someone in a movie theatre during the movie Thunderbolts

“I got thunderbolted at the movies yesterday”

by hsthunderbolt May 2, 2025

chinese thunderdoodle

When having sex doggy style with a Chinese girl and when trying to talk dirty, she barks and farts (or sharts) straight on to you

Person 1: “Dude how was last night, she was a mad cute asian”
Person 2: “The sex was fire until she turned into a Chinese thunderdoodle”

by Adam and Jake March 20, 2019

Red Thunderbolt

Symbol of support for Women's strike in Poland against ban on abortion

What are those red thunderbolt filters about?
Ans: They are symbol of support for women striking against abortion ban

by Eevee666x October 27, 2020

Russian Thunderbolt

A sexual act of twatting an ejaculation top bins of your birds mouth. Commonly mistaken with the Japanese Firebolt, a sexual act where you ejaculate with such passion and aggression, you send your bird back to 1974.

Boy, your Russian Thunderbolt was the best I’ve ever seen!

by anonymous September 13, 2022

National no Zeus thunderbolt day

Not allowed to use Zeus’s thunderbolt at any circumstances to the average player experience better.

-What is the national no Zeus thunderbolt day?
-It’s the day where all Fortnite players can enjoy the new season in fairness.

by OfficialFortnite March 10, 2024