theater thumping

Having sex in a theater or similiar setting. Getting caught is optional.

We got thrown out of the movie for theater thumping.

by Warian2099 July 14, 2007

donkey thump

When pounding a girl in the ass, right before you spurt you thump her upside the head, knocking her out causing all her muscles to contract giving the greatest pleasure in your life.

oh shit here it comes!! oh god! wait hold... on... im gonna donkey thump you!... (whack) oh..... jesus!

by Blake Sprunk June 9, 2003

thumping onion

When you see someone you like, and your heart starts thumping quicker.. this happens the same, but just to your onion (a.k.a) pussy

"She's gotta thumping onion for Ken"

by Thumping dogs January 8, 2017

Thump Dance

A version of the tap dance that only a fat person can perform

Does your mom HAVE to thump dance right now? There's fuckin dust coming off the rafters

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

Grundle Thumping

When two lesbians scissor so ferociously that their grundles emit a thumping noise

Bro did hear those dykes grundle thumping!

by DJ RectalFlex June 24, 2013

Thumped Donut

A well worn female organ. Particularly apparent on the night of losing her virginity or on the jam rag.

Corr mate you should have seen it. I left her undercarraige looking like a thumped donut!

by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016

Willy thumping

A classic saying heard when two men thump their willies with peeled back foreskin.

Jeff: Did you see both Haruto and Alex yesterday at school?
Clarice: Yes I saw them going into the bathroom together and heard an uproar
Jeff: Oh shit i think them kids went willy thumping!!!!
Clarice: Classic Haruto and Alex

by Jdhdjjrjrmommy November 6, 2018