Thumping Gourd

the act of kicking someone's ass in a way that causes them to have thoughts of suicide.

"dude, why aren't you online? i've been thumping gourd all day long."

by big goobie April 22, 2010

theater thumping

Having sex in a theater or similiar setting. Getting caught is optional.

We got thrown out of the movie for theater thumping.

by Warian2099 June 16, 2007

donkey thump

When pounding a girl in the ass, right before you spurt you thump her upside the head, knocking her out causing all her muscles to contract giving the greatest pleasure in your life.

oh shit here it comes!! oh god! wait hold... on... im gonna donkey thump you!... (whack) oh..... jesus!

by Blake Sprunk June 09, 2003

Thump Dance

A version of the tap dance that only a fat person can perform

Does your mom HAVE to thump dance right now? There's fuckin dust coming off the rafters

by Metallicajunkie October 05, 2018

Grundle Thumping

When two lesbians scissor so ferociously that their grundles emit a thumping noise

Bro did hear those dykes grundle thumping!

by DJ RectalFlex June 24, 2013

Thumped Donut

A well worn female organ. Particularly apparent on the night of losing her virginity or on the jam rag.

Corr mate you should have seen it. I left her undercarraige looking like a thumped donut!

by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016

dicky thumping

to sex hardcore
to have wild sex

I couldnt answer my phone cause i was straight dicky thumping.

Last night i got dome but she wouldnt dicky thump.

by Sam Bono June 20, 2007