thanks, Congress!

Slang used to blame real problems on the ineffectual Republican-obstructed Congress.
Coined during the 2013 government shutdown. Used literally, as opposed to the sarcastic "thanks Obama."

The NSF, NIST, NASA, NIH, FDA, EPA, etc were shut down, we lost around 300,000 jobs and $24 billion from the economy – thanks, Congress!

by Dylan Bleier November 2, 2013

thanks though

In spite of that; recognizing something good in light of something negative or bad. Not to be confused with "thanks anyway".

"Still waiting to receive the package. Thanks though for the update"

by Steven Koren September 10, 2013

Thanksgivous

The American god of gluttony. We celebrate his feast day on the fourth Thursday in November. His greatest accomplishment was consuming a large bird whole. American's honor him by attempting to repeat this feat.

Thanksgivous set a great example for us when he consumed that bird whole. All should honor him.

by Fatrazmo December 1, 2010

Thanks Jason

Stating the obvious because Jason always knows with his $40,000 education, sarcasm.

Mike - It is hot outside today.

Kevin - Thanks Jason

by Elephantpi September 8, 2009

thanks for being my supportive straight friend haha

the person who sent you this is totally trying flirting with you in a very homosexual way. just say that you like them too

"thanks for being my supportive straight friend haha"
"haha that's okay!!"
yeah sure nick nelson, we all believe you

by dude.idfk_ May 5, 2022

thanks you

When you attempt to thank someone and your brain fucks up between saying "thank you" and "thanks." And you feel liking a fucking idiot.

Paul: I just spent all my dosh bailing your ass out of jail.
Mike: Thanks you.

by Every handle is already used! February 26, 2017

Thanks for Partying

Used to rely an awesome time between friends. Instead of apologizing for what you've done, this is a way for your friends to affirm that you had an awesome time. Hold your head high, you made the party. TFP

ThanksforPartying.com

Paul: You got hammered last night, Thanks for Partying.
Trey: You're very welcome.

Brian: Man, you know you had sex w/ my sister and tried to burn down the bar.. Thanks for Partying.
Ron: You're very welcome, my good sir.

Don't Apologize, Thanks for Partying

by Thanks for Partying May 8, 2012