A Groundhog Sword Fight is when two severely constipated individuals shit half way in a sword-like fashion and compete to paint their opponent’s ass brown.
Zac: Give me back my lollipop Justin!
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.
by Quadaplex January 17, 2018
The EXACT reverse of "Seat Check". When one sais "Purple Meth Groundhog" they make any seat check invalid. No matter the seats location.
by Fender001 January 10, 2012
marie: If I can get the groundhog to see his shadow, you get on right out of this hospital Hank. (paraphrased)
hank: I never get erections
hank: I never get erections
by terribleDefinitionsInc August 25, 2022
if you have a house and a groundhog living under your front porch, you better snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed. In this scenario, this phrase IMHO is therefore more than just friendly advice.
by Sexydimma December 28, 2014
Groundhog dayting is when a person takes his significant other on the exact same date multiple times in a row i.e. pizza hut and then a movie.
Martha broke up with Timothy for Groundhog dayting. He had taken her out for pizza 6 dates in a row.
by PlagueMIsty December 16, 2018
a tunnel groundhogs use to see if it's cold outside and/or see if it's still winter. it's also where british people eat stinky fish and chips before heading to the orthodontist
by lc2401 September 08, 2010
A person or group in a discussion or a debate, repeats the same question with the sole intention of
a) rejecting or ignoring the answer
b) repeating the same question to new people they contact and ones they've already asked, knowingly intending to reject or ignore.
c) repeating a question with the intent of rejection, denial, or annoying others after the answer has been repeatedly posted before.
a) rejecting or ignoring the answer
b) repeating the same question to new people they contact and ones they've already asked, knowingly intending to reject or ignore.
c) repeating a question with the intent of rejection, denial, or annoying others after the answer has been repeatedly posted before.
The have been asking for weeks "What are the charges?" and it's only groundhogging since they could find the charges on Google in a minute.
by Nixonvote1972 June 02, 2024