Cluster Fix

generally small occurrences that exponentially improve a series of situations considered a 'cluster fuck'

Cassie: What a CLUSTER FUCK! Not only did my car break down but I just dropped my keys and they slid between the elevator shaft that is going to cost me 200 dollars! To make things worse, when my dad was researching repair methods for my car he downloaded a virus that fucked up my computer!
Zack: Its okay! The elevator people came out for free. I fixed your computer and your dad felt soo bad about fucking up your computer he put in new breaks and rotors! What a cluster fix!

by acowfrog April 15, 2009

red fixing

The act of fixing ones self at a red stop light or stop sign. By putting make up on, brushing hair, exfoliating the skin or just giving a quick once over to make sure everything is OK.

ashley was honked at when she did not realize the light was greed when she was red fixing herself

by Meg Mig Monster September 27, 2011

Fix-Fic

A new term describing a FanFic that has been written to alter or 'fix' the original works.

Usually it concerns things in a certain book/film/series etc that didn't work or the author didnt want to happen.

Alot of Torchwood enthusiasts have recently been doing this with the 3rd series - Children of Earth. To avoid/change certain events that happened, most likely in episodes 4 and 5.
Alot of debate has gone on concerning the writings for this series and the uproar suggests more of a fix-fic rather than fan-fic.

by PartumAnimas July 30, 2009

fix it jesus

when someone is doing something so shameful/extra that you need Jesus to fix it for you because it has become too much. or when something foul has happened and only Jesus can help. made famous by Phaedra Parks from the real housewives of Atlanta.

teacher: "I'm assigning you an essay and a project due the day you come back from winter break"
me: "fix it Jesus

or
person #1: "this guy in my class who I've never talked to before just came up to me and told me my mom was a MILF!
person #2: fix it jesus, that is so strange!

by poopemoji January 13, 2016

fixing the tent

To "fool around" or interact with in a sexual way.

I heard you two fixing the tent last night.

by DJKham July 10, 2006

fixed-gear

a road bike with an ingenious anti-theft device: only one gear and usually no brakes.

the best messengers all ride fixed-gear.

by adam November 27, 2003

gimme a fix

1) a command to someone for them to give you drugs or to screw you
2) what the awesome Sid Vicious says and has engraved on his chest in some pics :D

1) gimme a fix right now, you blond bitch!!

by randomapples November 5, 2009