Making the Band 2

A very good exuse for Diddy to get some slaves.

After watching making the band I had a craving for some cheesecake.

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

money in the bank

The phrase has to do with reliability. You can wager money on what will happen, and if you have inside information and you're 100% certain your bet is right, then your pay-off is assured; you might as well call it "money in the bank."

You can also use the phrase to describe someone who is very consistent in their behavior, because if you bet on him or her, you know you'll win. It's usually used in a positive sense to describe someone who always delivers and brings joy or victory. A synonymous phrase would be "reliably good."

The slang use of the term "money," as in "you are so money right now" is presumably derived from "money in the bank." It means not just excellence, but excellence demonstrated on repeated occasions, establishing a pattern of reliability. It can be used to compliment someone for just one instance of excellence, but it still implies that this one instance reflects on the excellence of the person's larger character, that they would be expected to be excellent again.

Yankee fan 1: Do you think Mariano can close this thing out?

Yankee fan 2: Are you kidding? He hasn't allowed an earned run in 2 years. Money in the bank, baby.

Indians fan (weeping): I am holier than thou in my suffering.

Yankee fan 1: Sorry, I couldn't hear you, Indians fan. The wheel of my victory chariot must have been lodged in your windpipe.

by redhen May 8, 2007

Wank in the bank

To masturbate prior to a date where you are pretty sure you will get a shag. Having already ejaculated some hours before, the shag lasts its maxmum time

Anne was hot, good job I had a wank in the bank or I would have blown my load before she even got her knickers off

by Slipstream222 August 11, 2008

The Banana Fire Rule

The only counter to The Mastermind Rule. Comes from the awesomeness that is banana fire (some retard puts on a banana suit and covers himself in rubbing alcohol and sets himself alight, guess what happens next... google it and try not to laugh too hard.)

Should an offered activity take a higher preference than the current activity, one should invoke The Banana Fire Rule. Comes from the fact that watching banana fire is probably the best thing you can do, if it wasn't, you'd invoke The Mastermind Rule.

Miles: Aww man if only I hadn't invoked the mastermind rule and kept on playing Final Fantasy VII when asked if I wanted to play some Tekken Tag! Wait a minute, I think it's time to invoke The Banana Fire Rule!
Everyone: Yes! Tekken formulae go!

by Burger King Diamond September 22, 2011

The Banter Is Flowing

This phrase is used after somebody has just ripped another person and it is too harsh to laugh. So to break the tension and to try to diffuse the situation, a third person says in a deep Nigerian accent " THE BANTER IS FLOWING" and then everyone can then laugh without feeling harsh.

Will: Your a cock Dylan! No wonder your mum made me wear a condom when I fucked her, she doesn't want another fucking accident like you!

**awkward silence**

Danny: "THE BANTER IS FLOWING"

**everybody laughs**

banter rip ripped awkward silence

by Sherrilad August 20, 2013

The Banana look

The creepy eye contact made when someone looks at you with a mouth full of banana

Which then turns into the childish grin becuase it looks like they are sucking cock

I keep getting the banana look from Tara, she needs to stop...

by Penguin-Focus January 7, 2016

playing the banjo

When you are fondling your woman's clit, vagina.

Why didn't you answer my call's yesterday man?

Sorry man, I was busy playing the banjo.

by Robbie Rob J February 17, 2017